Papa Deuce
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his very sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife, with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
Dan walked up to this goddess and said "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." He offered her a business card, and said "call me".
Impressed, the woman took his business card and three days later....
Highlight the punchline.....
... became his stepmother!
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his very sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife, with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
Dan walked up to this goddess and said "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." He offered her a business card, and said "call me".
Impressed, the woman took his business card and three days later....
Highlight the punchline.....
... became his stepmother!
