Oh man. I seem to have lost my MAP TO THE BACK BUTTON.
Well, here goes nothing:
EROS dies and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. "Welcome," says Peter, "So THAT'S what you look like! I've been wondering all this time! Wait here, please, God himself would like to speak with you."
Unfortunately, EROS knows not what to do - there is no keyboard present and consequently no

or BIG RED PRINT so he has no choice but to wait as requested.
Almost immediately God arrives and says, "Welcome HOME."
EROS faints dead away - physician, heal thyself! - only to wake up a short time later.
Believe it or not, for the first time in his life, EROS is rendered speechless.
"Not to worry, my son," says God, "I can see in your heart and know that you finally believe. I saved the gift of faith until after your death, and yet you lived as though you had faith all along. You eased the suffering of your fellow man. That is the greatest use of your life. Well done, my good and faithful servant, well done. "
Well, here goes nothing:
EROS dies and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. "Welcome," says Peter, "So THAT'S what you look like! I've been wondering all this time! Wait here, please, God himself would like to speak with you."
Unfortunately, EROS knows not what to do - there is no keyboard present and consequently no



Almost immediately God arrives and says, "Welcome HOME."
EROS faints dead away - physician, heal thyself! - only to wake up a short time later.
Believe it or not, for the first time in his life, EROS is rendered speechless.
"Not to worry, my son," says God, "I can see in your heart and know that you finally believe. I saved the gift of faith until after your death, and yet you lived as though you had faith all along. You eased the suffering of your fellow man. That is the greatest use of your life. Well done, my good and faithful servant, well done. "