English? Who needs that?

[monkeyboy]

I'm never going to England!

 

[Disneyland1084]

I'm never going to England!

Why?

 

[megan4777]

I don't understand them....My DH thinks I'm nuts.

 

[sk8ingmom]

learn Aramaic then - it's useful in the event of an apocalypse.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!

 

[swtnikki]

This reminds me of a conversation that I had w/my b/f one night. He works for the Post Office, so he wanted a second wheel for his car. I, being the smart one, said to him, "Why don't you just import a car from England?" Kenny said, "I don't know if I should, 'cause I don't know if they speak English there."

 

[KerriSue]

I'm never going to England!

That is so funny, I bought my son a shirt with Homer Simpson on it saying the same thing. I thought it would be great for him to wear to school since we are living in England.

When we first moved to England, my son told me that he needed a translater because he couldnt understand the kids in the neighborhood