Embarassed at pediatrician today!!!!!

[BelleBoo&AmisMum]

Aren't 2 year olds cute? Mine is currently obsessed with breasts. She keeps running into the living room and lifting up her shirt yelling I have little ****s. Her father is about to have a nervous breakdown and keeps mumbling to himself I was supposed to have all boys.....

Last night she climbed up on my lap and pulled down my shirt to tell me I had nice ones.... Crazy kid!

 

[bjgrazi]

too funny, but I also want to know what the Dr's reaction was.

 

[cybrkitn]

I've read both of these pages and I'm still laughing!!!!!

When my DS4 was 3, grandma was helping him go potty (he was almost done with potty training) and he said to her that "Daddy's is much bigger." My mother didn't know what to say, she was just too stunned! She burst out laughing when she told me.

The second one was also when he was 3. My DH sometimes calls my assets "pillows". Well, the one day he said it, our DS was there and asked, "Where? Can I see?" At which point, I turned red and gave my DH "the look".

 

[It's A Happy Day]

When my DS4 was 3, grandma was helping him go potty (he was almost done with potty training) and he said to her that "Daddy's is much bigger." My mother didn't know what to say, she was just too stunned! She burst out laughing when she told me.

That reminds me of my little brother - 15 years younger than me. One day my SF brought my LB then about 4 into a public restroom. Now my brothers name is Scott...so he goes into a stall and starts yelling out to my SF "hey, look, my name!" He was completely amazed that they knew and posted it in the public restroom!

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Omg, too funny!

 

[dementia412]

Mine have always been obsessed with my breats and my bras. They always ask if I need new b00bies (bras) at the store.

 

[pperfectmom]

Aren't kids adorable? My DD(3) and DS(almost 2) take a bath together and DD is just amazed that DS's "butt" sticks out. We are trying to do the "Your body parts are private" lesson since she reached out and grabbed it!

 

[MsDisney23]

I just have to ask? What did the poor Dr. do or say?

 

[jajuan]

My mother comes to visit for several weeks at a time and my kids eventually go through her stuff...lol. She is fine in the **** department but she has a padded bra that seems extra padded. We were getting ready for a Disney trip and DS6 said (in a public place) "Grandma...please don't bring your big ****s to Disney"

 

[dizluvr71]

I tell ya, from the time DS was 2 until about 6 I cringed everytime he opened his mouth. It's no so bad now, he's 9, but every once in a while he'll say something and all I can do is laugh.

 

[dizneenut]

 

[hlbtimes2]

Last weekend my mom and I took my kids for a hotel stay at the ocean. I was expecting to start my period, and have a suitcase full of "supplies". My ds4 was looking for something in the suitcase, and pulled out a pack of pads. He brought them to me and said "oh, mom here are your things for snoring". I guess he thought from the drawing on the package, that they looked like breathe right strips. I thanked him and put them in the bathroom. That night when we got in bed, he jumped up and said "I'll get your snoring things for you mom!". Uh, no thanks!

Fast forward to this weekend. We were once again in a hotel, but this time with daddy. I still had the pack of pads in the suitcase. So, around bedtime, ds says "I'll get daddy one of those snoring things, he snores a lot!". Yeah, I'm thinking daddy does not need one of THOSE!.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Last weekend my mom and I took my kids for a hotel stay at the ocean. I was expecting to start my period, and have a suitcase full of "supplies". My ds4 was looking for something in the suitcase, and pulled out a pack of pads. He brought them to me and said "oh, mom here are your things for snoring". I guess he thought from the drawing on the package, that they looked like breathe right strips. I thanked him and put them in the bathroom. That night when we got in bed, he jumped up and said "I'll get your snoring things for you mom!". Uh, no thanks!

Fast forward to this weekend. We were once again in a hotel, but this time with daddy. I still had the pack of pads in the suitcase. So, around bedtime, ds says "I'll get daddy one of those snoring things, he snores a lot!". Yeah, I'm thinking daddy does not need one of THOSE!.

Well when Daddy gets one of "those" you can tell him he really is a LOUD snorer!

 

[SC Minnie]

A friend of mine kept DD after she was born so I could go back to work. The friend had 2 boys the youngest was 2. DD had a cleft palate and had to use a special kind of bottle. She told the boys that DD had to have surgery on her mouth. One day when she was changing DD the youngest looks at her and say 'Mom, she is going to need 2 surgeries!' She asked why and he said 'cause she has 2 butts!'

 

[Hillbeans]

Aren't kids adorable? My DD(3) and DS(almost 2) take a bath together and DD is just amazed that DS's "butt" sticks out. We are trying to do the "Your body parts are private" lesson since she reached out and grabbed it!

HA, ha ha......that was soooooo funny, i'm cracking up here!!!

 

[mla2177]

Luckily, the pediatrician goes to the same gym as my hubby and I, so we kinda know each other from there. She laughed and said, well he could have said a lot worse! I blushed and said, I'm sure that one came from my hubby, and it did!!!!!!! He said he didn't know what else to say to him because he ran to him and said daddy it's broken last time he had one!

MEN!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Yeah, well, you apparently haven't had a 5 year old in the dressing room with you and yell out, "Your shirt would fit better if you didn't have such big ****ies, Mommy!"

I hightailed it out of there.

 

[Lizzy2]

oh Dear! I think I would have been under the table with that one!
Thank goodness for daughters!!

 

[klmall]

Last weekend my mom and I took my kids for a hotel stay at the ocean. I was expecting to start my period, and have a suitcase full of "supplies". My ds4 was looking for something in the suitcase, and pulled out a pack of pads. He brought them to me and said "oh, mom here are your things for snoring". I guess he thought from the drawing on the package, that they looked like breathe right strips. I thanked him and put them in the bathroom. That night when we got in bed, he jumped up and said "I'll get your snoring things for you mom!". Uh, no thanks!

Fast forward to this weekend. We were once again in a hotel, but this time with daddy. I still had the pack of pads in the suitcase. So, around bedtime, ds says "I'll get daddy one of those snoring things, he snores a lot!". Yeah, I'm thinking daddy does not need one of THOSE!.

When I was a teenager our whole family of seven went to church together. One of my brothers (age 4 or so) became restless during the sermon so Mom let him sit on the kneeler and play quietly next to me. At the end of the sermon we all stood up and DB begged for my brother (aged 13) to pick him up and hold him which he did.

Imagine my teenage horror as I looked over and watched my DB4 happily twirling a tampon from my purse by its string while he leaned over DB13's shoulder! Yippee i oh ti-ay!