Don't Tell Me How To Eat Donuts! 21 DAYS OF FOOD: Updated with 13 NEW Reviews!! 01/31

[Eeyore's Tailfinder]

Well, every good Food Trippie starts with a Simpsons quote right?

DIS Jeers

No? Just Brenda's? Well you're here now so you might as well read on

Hello there, I'm Hayley

You may remember me from such productions as 'We Ate WDW' and 'The Never-Ending Trip Report' - which really is Never-Ending as it is still without an End, but I digress.

Welcome to my newest baby, 'Don't Tell Me How To Eat Donuts!' - a 21 Day Food Review, currently in Pre-Trip form.

THE CAST:

Me - Hayley, I'm 22 and I'm the writer of this will-be humongous trip report. This will be my 2nd time back to the World in as many years and I can't wait to sample all the food again - maybe too excited I love steak, cheesecake, cheese, chocolate and seafood (especially mussels), although not all at the same time. I hate cinnamon, banana and cherry flavoured things. Also fat on meat, ick. I'm quite an adventurous eater, and will try anything once.

Him - Elfyn, or Els for short. He's 25 and my boyfriend of 4 years. This will be his 5th time back to the World, and his 2nd as an adult and with me (or his 2nd with a food-porn loving slave driver - which ever you prefer, just hope the tag fairy isn't on these boards ). He loves steak, steak and more steak. Also cheesecake. Can you tell we're a steak and cheesecake kinda couple?! He doesn't share my love of seafood however. He loves spicy food, the spicier the better.

Here we are being as close to normal as possible:

I'll be heading to Disney World on August 21st (7 days time!) to begin the mother of all food pilgrimages. Join me when I come back, I'll be reviewing the following places:

WDW Reviews:
Earl of Sandwich
Goofy's Candy Co.
Kona Café Breakfast
Pinocchio Village Haus
Whispering Canyon Dinner
Sci-Fi Dine In Lunch
50s Prime Time Dinner
POFQ Food Court (Breakfast)
POFQ Food Court (Lunch)
Tony’s Town Square Dinner
Pizzafari
Hollywood Brown Derby Dinner
Buffalo Wild Wings Lunch - offsite!
Flying Fish
Riverside Mill Foodcourt - Snack
Jiko
Main St. Bakery Breakfast
Captain Cook's
Kona Cafe Dinner
Tangierine Cafe
Biergarten Dinner
Wolfgang Puck Express
Raglan Road Dinner
‘Ohana Character Breakfast
Captain Cook's
Toy Story Pizza Planet
Mama Melrose Dinner
Columbia Harbour House
Narcoosee’s
Le Cellier Lunch
Epcot CS
Backlot Express
Beaches & Cream Dinner
Flame Tree BBQ
Cinderella’s Royal Table Breakfast
Magic Kingdom CS
California Grill Dinner
Magic Kingdom/DTD CS

DCL (Wonder) Reviews:
Beach Blanket Buffet Lunch
Parrot Cay Dinner
BBB Breakfast
Wonder Lunch
Palo Dinner
Champagne Breakfast in Bed
Cookie's BBQ on Castaway Cay
Pirate Night Menu
Palo Brunch
Animator's Palate Dinner
Animator's Palate Breakfast

ALSO: Our DRINK AROUND THE WORLD, and [many!] drinks and snacks! (will add these after I come back as I have no idea what I'll have!)

I might have to bring the elasticated pants out! Hope you can join me!

 

[kabuki]

Have fun and I can't wait for your review!

 

[DanaAustinChelsea]

I really enjoyed your last report (just finished reading a few minutes ago!) & look forward to the next. We leave for 1st WDW trip in 38 days & have ADR's at many of the restaraunts you have listed

 

[MickeyNicki]

Can you adopt me and take me with you!

 

[D&R love Disney]

Count me in! When are you eating at Kona and CG? We'll be arriving on the 30th.

 

[Eeyore's Tailfinder]

Sure Nicki! Come on along!

We're at Kona (dinner) on the 28th and at CG on 6th Sept

 

[hollyluvsdisney]

Sounds like this is going to be a great report! You have a lot of places on your list that I'd like to try, but haven't gotten around to yet. I can't wait to read your reviews!

 

[quixoticvalue]

Egads. Takeeeee meee! Will you? I won't be much of a bother.........


Edit: PS. -- Is it just me, or does it seem like Pre-Trip Dining Reviews are all the rage on the Dis now? I'm not complaining.... but the anticipation to all of these pre-trip reports are killing me!

 

[Eeyore's Tailfinder]

This might spurn me on to actually finishing in good time this time

Now I have no choice or the DISers might lynch me

 

[cdfl30]

Subbing! Have a great trip, I look forward to reading your report

 

[MickeyNicki]

Dh and I will be there on Aug 22, MK all day and CP for dinner.

Aug 23 Epcot all day and Marrakesh for dinner

Aug 24 we leave after Boma for breakfast

We may see you guys there!

 

[dznyacct]

Can't wait to read your report . I'll be there in 32 days for our 10 day free dining eating adventure !

 

[ChelleinNC]

I'm afraid I'm going to gain weight just reading this

Have a great time and report back soon

 

[iluvpluto27]

Enjoy your trip. Looking forward to your reviews.

 

[TigerKat]

WOW - Your list looks like a directory of all the eateries in WDW!!!!

 

[Tink3Bell]

Wow That's some list we may not recognize you when you get back!
Probably will see you there I wish I was going for 21 days, not fair!

 

[curlz2tite]

Can't wait!!!! Looking forward to enjoying this trip with you.

 

[pixie08]

Sounds fun...I'm in!

 

[disneyfav4ever]

I'll join in.

 

[CITNickiB9]

Have a great trip...can't wait for the food porn!