I think you should start sighing loudly and sniffling and when DS asks you what is wrong you should say, "I just keep picturing that beautiful sweet man dying so soon in Film Two and I...I....WAHHHH" as you dissolve into tears.
<insert devilish laughing face here).
Orlando Bloom confession: When I saw the POC Film posters with the actor's names, I always thought Orlando Bloom was Geoffrey Rush and vice versa. Orlando Bloom just seemed more a name for an older pirate and Will Turner looked like a Geoffrey....
(I also swore Natalie Portman was Elizabeth until my best friend showed me the cast list.... )