Does Anyone Know A Good Elephant Veterinarian in Saint Louis, Missouri?

[DumboOrBust]

<font face="comic sans ms"> Hi, Y'all. As most of you know, I travel a little bit. I don't like to fly , and so I spend time on road trips instead. I stay in motel rooms a lot. I've learned a few things about waking up in strange places. When I went to bed last night, I thought to myself, "I really need to move my black suitcase to a better place in the room." Well, I was too tired/lazy/whatever to do it. So, when I got up in the middle of the night to P, I came strolling back to bed and tripped over my stupid suitcase and fell into the television cabinet. So, I need to find a good elephant vet in Saint Louis to look at me. I want a progressive one though. I don't want to go see any old quack who might think that a lame elephant should be put down.

I'm really not hurt badly. I'm mainly just sore and embarrassed. I figure what's better for embarrassment than telling 30,000 of your nearest and dearest friends?




Okay. I will be leaving here in about 30 minutes or so. I need to make up some miles today. </font>

 

[NancyIL]

I'm sorry you injured yourself in the wee hours of the morning! I hope today is a better driving day for you.

 

[luvdsny]

I don't know an elephant vet, but Debbie (CDoobee) might be able to patch you up!

Now BE CAREFUL! I hope you can make up some mileage today.

 

[Barb]

Oh, Dayna, I'm glad you're not seriously hurt. Ouch! I've done things like that in the middle of the night, too. Just be careful today and drive safe. And, tonight, keep your suitcase at a safe distance from your walk way.

 

[Sandra B.]

Dayna, please be careful.....
and put your suitcase in a safe place tonight

 

[disneycub]

Be safe, Dayna, and watch out for EVIL suitcases. They have minds of their own, you know?

 

[bashful64]

I think maybe you better leave that suitcase in the car tonight to teach it a lesson

Have a safe journey today!

 

[Towncrier]

Dayna dear. Are you sure you didn't bump your head. Cause there are now 40,000 people on the DIS reading your embarrasing stories, not 30,000.

Take care of yourself. You need to arrive in time, but more importantly, you need to arrive safe and sound.

 

[Pumbaa_]

Ouch! i feel for you!Do you need shopping to feel better?
Be safe sweetie! {{{HUGS}}}

 

[Beanie]

Glad you are okay, Dayna! I couldn't help but laugh at that story!!

 

[DumboOrBust]

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Nancy, Thanks. I drove through your state today, and I waved at you but I couldn't remember exactly where you lived. It was kind of a wild wave.

Tia, I should have called Debbie. She's a mom. Moms fix things like this.

Barb, I think we've all done stuff like this. Most normal folk don't admit it.

Sandra, I've moved the suitcase into the far corner of the room.

Steve, I think you're right. It wasn't my fault. The suitcase was out to get me.

Shannon, I would leave it in the car, but I would be the one suffering without my stuff.

John, Hi. I'm in your state right now. There are 40,000 people on The Dis? Where have I been? Oh, yeah. WDW. <--I thought I would say that before Miss Shannon has a chance.

Jody, Shopping does help owies and ouchies and boo boos.

Beanie, I would worry about your sense of humor if you didn't laugh. It was funny. </font>

 

[CDoobee]

Oh, Dayna!! You poor thing! Ouch! (heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee No, honest, I wasn't laughing! heeheeheeheeheeheehee Okay, maybe just a little!
You should have called me, Dayna! I don't have any Dumbo band-aids. But I have Barney, Barbie, Fisher Price Little People, butterfly shaped ones, ones with flowers, animal print ones, ones shaped like doggy bones, ones with doggys on them, and ones with just strange patterns. I have ace bandages, betadine, neosporin, slings, and crutches. I'm sure we could have found something!

Now, slow down, move that suitcase into a corner, leave the bathroom light on for a night light, and BE CAREFUL!!! sorry...that was the Mom in me......

{{{HUGS}}}
Debbie