Explanation time!
cinnamon toast shrimp guy
So, Jensen Karp is a D-list celebrity. He has a podcast and is married to Danielle Fishel (Topanga from Boy Meets World). A few days ago, he posted a tweet about how he found cooked shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
General Mills responded via twitter, first by saying it was probably just clumps of sugar (it was decidedly shrimp), then doing other dumb customer service things. This Karp guy also finds other stuff that may or may not be rat poo, and he takes the box to a lab for testing.
Lo and behold, Wednesday, it is uncovered that Karp has had some troubling relationships in the past. Verbal and mental abuse, a "surprise threesome" one time, etc. Basically, he's a crappy person.
milkshake duck
A "Milkshake Duck" is a term for a viral Internet celebrity who turns out to be a bad person. It comes from this tweet by pixelatedboat:
bean dad
Bean Dad was a guy from earlier this year that tweeted a story about his daughter not allowed to eat beans until she learned how to use the can opener. I think there was a thread about it. Turns out Bean Dad said some really racist things in twitter back in 2013, even though he was "being ironic" about it.