You asked for it!
Now how about the club creed:
We climb the highest mountains,
just to get a better view.
We plumb the deepest oceans,
because we're daring through and through.
We cross the scorching desert,
martinis in our hand.
We ski the polar icecaps,
in tuxedo looking grand.
We are reckless, brave, and loyal,
and valiant to the end
If you come in here a stranger,
you will exit as a friend!
Kungaloosh!