1) Rats!
2) Here I was all ready to run for office
. . . had my campaign buttons made up
. . . had my lawn signs printed
. . . had mad all my bribes
. . . had invented slogans that really don't mean anything
. . . had made ridiculous promises to citizens
. . . had done everything else normal politicians would do for election
I was shorly disapointed when he built up my expectations of the great perk of being on the baord, I thought free hotel or tickets to disney, no swamp land. well they can keep there swamp land I'm not running