Disney turns negative into a positive: introduces "Glitch the Donkey"

[mjc2003]

Disney has announced the introduction of a new character, in an effort to "embrace the new world of our sometimes dynamic FastPass system". The character, "Glitch", is described as an affable, oft confused donkey who'll be joined by his friends the "Fast Pass Gas Gang", comprised of an array of subtly flatulent farm friends. Glitch will be making daily appearances throughout the parks, comedically arriving late, or in the wrong place entirely. Sometimes he "may not show up at all!" promises Disney.
While Glitch will be seen in all the parks on a given day, the Fast Pass Gas Gang will be limited to one park per day. So be on the lookout, Glitch and his odorous buddies might be sneaking up behind you real soon!

 

[ancestry]

Love it!

 

[patty57]

 

[Kellykins1218]

Is that supposed to be funny? I don't get it.

 

[DividedSky]

Is that supposed to be funny? I don't get it.

you have to be a member of the echo chamber to laugh at the incessant whines refurbished into bad jokes

 

[vicki_c]

I'm stealing that (with attribution). That is hilarious.

 

[Imhere]

you have to be a member of the echo chamber to laugh at the incessant whines refurbished into bad jokes

Are we beating a dead donkey now?

 

[clsteve]

Disney has announced the introduction of a new character, in an effort to "embrace the new world of our sometimes dynamic FastPass system". The character, "Glitch", is described as an affable, oft confused donkey who'll be joined by his friends the "Fast Pass Gas Gang", comprised of an array of subtly flatulent farm friends. Glitch will be making daily appearances throughout the parks, comedically arriving late, or in the wrong place entirely. Sometimes he "may not show up at all!" promises Disney.
While Glitch will be seen in all the parks on a given day, the Fast Pass Gas Gang will be limited to one park per day. So be on the lookout, Glitch and his odorous buddies might be sneaking up behind you real soon!

"And remember, your kids can only pet him three times- and only if you reserve those pets in advance. Also, if you do get a chance to see him in EPCOT or DHS, they can only pet him one time on the head. The other two pets must occur somewhere in the hind quarters region..."

 

[Bullseye]

Is that supposed to be funny? I don't get it.

I don't either

you have to be a member of the echo chamber to laugh at the incessant whines refurbished into bad jokes

Which group of dweebs is that...the ones that hate FP+ or the ones that accept it?

I can't take an OP serious that can't even get his ticker to work.

 

[3happydancers]

It's ok to laugh at yourself when you goof up but I wonder, is this Disney's way of "Fixing" all the problems they have with the new system? I was expecting something more promising.

 

[3happydancers]

Read on the community boards the Glitch the Donkey will be appearing in the parks. What are your thoughts? I think this is in the wrong place, sorry, disregard.

 

[Robo]

It was a joke post.

 

[3happydancers]

It was a joke post.

Seems the joke's on me! Thank goodness!

 

[mjc2003]

I don't either



Which group of dweebs is that...the ones that hate FP+ or the ones that accept it?

I can't take an OP serious that can't even get his ticker to work.

I think you meant to use the adverb form, and was trying to say you can't take OP seriously; unless you meant to use serious as an adjective, as in "I can't take a serious OP", but that makes no sense since I'm talking about a fictitious donkey and there are few things in life less serious than that!

Either way, I'm sorry that my faulty signature thwarted any shot I had of convincing you that there are farting farm animals running around the parks. I had hoped to to be taken seriously. I promise to get working on my ticker, because I know there's no greater way to establish credibility than to properly provide a chronology of all my past trips to Disney.