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THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION
10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.
9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
1. You're reading this.
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. Cinderella starts receiving Bashful''s subscription to "Sports Illustrated."
6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill XXXX, kill XXXX."(name removed)
5. When you wish upon a star...nothing happens.
4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.
3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."
2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.
1. Two words: catapulting teacups
The Top 14 Things Overheard in the Disney/Time Warner Negotiations
1 "If Wegis gets bumped, your wabbit buys the farm."
2 "First item: You have to put pants on either the duck or Sipowitz."
3 "So we are agreed, you rule the world Monday through Wednesday, we rule the world Thursday through Saturday, and on Sunday we let Cher have a crack at it."
4 "Here's the thing: Time? Loves the mouse. Warner? Not so much."
5 "Give in, or you'll hear 'It's a Small World' once an hour for the rest of your lives!!!"
The splintering of wooden doors as a Janet Reno's swat team rushes in to free Regis.
6 "So let's recap: you rename one of the dwarfs 'Katzenbergey', and we can get the little mermaid alone in a Motel 6 for three hours."
7 "Uh, Mr. Eisner - just because Mickey wears no pants doesn't mean you have to."
8 "Okay, so you let us cut off one of Regis's fingers and you'll get Toledo back."
9 "I'm afraid you don't understand - what Goofy wants, Goofy gets."
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10 "Alright, who put the frozen head of Walt in my bed?"
11 "Our only demand: Less Greg, more Dharma."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard in the Disney/Time Warner Negotiations...
12 "Is that your final tantrum?"
10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.
9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
1. You're reading this.
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. Cinderella starts receiving Bashful''s subscription to "Sports Illustrated."
6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill XXXX, kill XXXX."(name removed)
5. When you wish upon a star...nothing happens.
4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.
3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."
2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.
1. Two words: catapulting teacups
The Top 14 Things Overheard in the Disney/Time Warner Negotiations
1 "If Wegis gets bumped, your wabbit buys the farm."
2 "First item: You have to put pants on either the duck or Sipowitz."
3 "So we are agreed, you rule the world Monday through Wednesday, we rule the world Thursday through Saturday, and on Sunday we let Cher have a crack at it."
4 "Here's the thing: Time? Loves the mouse. Warner? Not so much."
5 "Give in, or you'll hear 'It's a Small World' once an hour for the rest of your lives!!!"
The splintering of wooden doors as a Janet Reno's swat team rushes in to free Regis.
6 "So let's recap: you rename one of the dwarfs 'Katzenbergey', and we can get the little mermaid alone in a Motel 6 for three hours."
7 "Uh, Mr. Eisner - just because Mickey wears no pants doesn't mean you have to."
8 "Okay, so you let us cut off one of Regis's fingers and you'll get Toledo back."
9 "I'm afraid you don't understand - what Goofy wants, Goofy gets."
(List Item Temporarily Unavailable)
10 "Alright, who put the frozen head of Walt in my bed?"
11 "Our only demand: Less Greg, more Dharma."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard in the Disney/Time Warner Negotiations...
12 "Is that your final tantrum?"
