Here's a link to a website where you can find scripts to the park attractions.
http://hometown.aol.com/tdciago/Scripts.html I don't know who originally posted it, but I bookmarked it and love it.
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Here are a bunch of quotes for the movies that I posted a several months back. I wish I could remember the site where I found them cuz I know there are lots more from other movies that would be good, too...
~~~~Mary Poppins~~~~1964~~~~
"Just as I thought. 'Mary Poppins, pratically perfectly in every way.'"-Mary Poppins
"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."-Mrs. Banks
"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts."-George Banks
~~~~The Many Adventures Of Winnie the Pooh~~~~1977~~~~
"Oh, stuff and fluff!"-Winnie the Pooh
"I'd look on the bright side. If I could find it."-Eeyore
"I'm so rumbly in my tumbly."-Winnie the Pooh
"It is hard to be brave, when you're only a very small animal."-Piglet
"When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming."-Winnie the Pooh
~~~~Alice in Wonderland~~~~1951~~~~
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"-Alice
~~~~Pinocchio~~~~1940~~~~
"A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face."-The Blue Fairy
~~~~Snow White and the Seven Dwarves~~~~1937~~~~
"Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!"-Grumpy
"Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who's the Fairest One Of All?"-The Queen
~~~~Beauty and the Beast~~~~1991~~~~
"This is yet another example of the late neoclassical baroque period. And as I always say, if it's not baroque, don't fix it!"-Cogsworth
"How can you read this? There are no pictures in it!"-Gaston
"Well, some people use their imagination."-Belle
~~~~The Little Mermaid~~~~1989~~~~
"It's like I always say, Your Majesty, children have got to be free to lead their own lives."-Sebastian
"You always say that?"-Triton
"Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!"-Scuttle
"How do I get myself into these situations? I should be writing symphonies, not tagging along after some headstrong teenager."-Sebastian
"Shark! We're gonna die!"-Flounder
"You really delight in sadistic strains on my blood pressure, don't you?"-Grimsby
"Hmph! Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch - they swim all over you."-Sebastian
"Oh, I gotcha. I gotcha. We're being intrepidaceous. We're out to discover!"-Scuttle
"She traded her voice to the seawitch and got legs! Geez, mon!"-Sebastian
"I didn't mean to tell. It was an accident!"-Sebastian
~~~~Tarzan~~~~1999~~~~
"One...two...Oh look, bananas! Heheh, I can't believe you fell for that one!"-Jane
"Put me down, put me down...pick me up, pick me up!"-Jane
"It can't possibly get any worse, can it? I guess it can..."-Jane
"And, Daddy - they took my boot!"-Jane
"Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me."-Tantor
"Someone's going to get hurt, and it's always me!"-Tantor
"But what about BACTERIA?"-Tantor
~~~~Aladdin~~~~1992~~~~
"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop."-Genie
"It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space."-Genie
~~~~Hercules~~~~1997~~~~
"It's a small underworld after all, huh?"-Hades
"Megara, my friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"-Megara
"I'm the most famous person in all Greece! I'm an action figure!"-Hercules
"You know how men are. They think 'no' means 'yes' and 'get lost' is 'take me, I'm yours!'"-Megara
"If. If is good."-Panic
"I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."-Megara
~~~~Who Framed Roger Rabbit?~~~~1988~~~~
"My only purpose in life is to make people laugh!"-Roger
~~~~A Bug's Life~~~~1998~~~~
"Someday I will be a beautiful butterfly and then everything will be better."-Heimlich
~~~~Oliver and Company~~~~1988~~~~
"Abstitivly Posolutely"-Dodger
"The city's got a beat, you gotta hook into it, once you got the beat, you can do anything."-Dodger
~~~~The Lion King~~~~1994~~~~
"Danger? I laugh in the face of danger..hahaha!"-Nala
"You're so weird."-Simba
"You have no idea."-Scar
"Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"-Timon
"What will you be when I'm king?"-Simba
"A monkey's uncle."-Scar
