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Hiya!
Well, after seeing the "You Know You Are Obsessed With Disney When..." thread, I wanted to change my signature. Now then, if you all have any instruction quotes from Rides, Monorail, Hotels, parks, etc. please give them to me. Here's what I already have:
Please Stand Clear of the doors. Por favor, mantenganse alejado de las puertas.
Have a magical day!
It's a small world after all...
Welcome foolish mortals
Paging Mr. Morrow. Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring.
Please stand up before exiting. Bye bye!
"Now my friends, one final word of advice: Once you have entered the Chamber of Destiny, look not into the eyes of the idol. That would be dangerous. Very dangerous."
"This as you may recognize is a matence service elevator. Still in operation waiting for you. We invite you if you dare to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to....The Twilight Zone."
Howdy partners, fer yer safety, remain seated with yer hands arms feet and legs inside the train, and be sherr to watch yer kids. If any of you folks are wearin' hats er glasses, best remove 'em, cause this here's the wildest ride in the willllllllllderness!
Hey, can you grab my black les paul?
We're going to need a stretch, in fact, make it a super stretch
Hello, and welcome to Soarin'. My name is Patrick and I'll be your chief flight attendant today
Soarin' to tower, you're cleared for takeoff (I never got this- isn't soarin the plane, and wouldn't the tower give them the permission? Oh,well)
This goes from 0 to 6000 in 60 seconds, so you might want to hang on
Now approaching Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of everyday.
hold onto your children
if you leave them behind we will teach them "small world" in 27 diferent langueges and chan them their until they turn 7 where they will then be transfered into charactor costumes
Take all personal belongings, take small children by the hand, OH YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
"Looks like Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear are causin' some kind of commotion downstream..."
"Dead Men Tale No Tales...*echo*...tales"
Now arriving: final destination. Rocket Tower Plaza Station."
I almost bounced clear out of the ride
Kermit: Sam, are you ready with that finale?
Sam: It's a glorious three hour finale!
Kermit: You got a minute and a half.
Statler: Well, what do you think?
Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!
I know this is probably your first flight, and it's...mine too
We wants the redhead!
Do not pull down on the safety bar please...I will lower it for you
Aaaaaadios!
Please gather together in the dead center of the room.
If you have any questions or concerns... too late
Thanks!
Well, after seeing the "You Know You Are Obsessed With Disney When..." thread, I wanted to change my signature. Now then, if you all have any instruction quotes from Rides, Monorail, Hotels, parks, etc. please give them to me. Here's what I already have:
Please Stand Clear of the doors. Por favor, mantenganse alejado de las puertas.
Have a magical day!
It's a small world after all...
Welcome foolish mortals
Paging Mr. Morrow. Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring.
Please stand up before exiting. Bye bye!
"Now my friends, one final word of advice: Once you have entered the Chamber of Destiny, look not into the eyes of the idol. That would be dangerous. Very dangerous."
"This as you may recognize is a matence service elevator. Still in operation waiting for you. We invite you if you dare to step aboard because in tonight's episode you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to....The Twilight Zone."
Howdy partners, fer yer safety, remain seated with yer hands arms feet and legs inside the train, and be sherr to watch yer kids. If any of you folks are wearin' hats er glasses, best remove 'em, cause this here's the wildest ride in the willllllllllderness!
Hey, can you grab my black les paul?
We're going to need a stretch, in fact, make it a super stretch
Hello, and welcome to Soarin'. My name is Patrick and I'll be your chief flight attendant today
Soarin' to tower, you're cleared for takeoff (I never got this- isn't soarin the plane, and wouldn't the tower give them the permission? Oh,well)
This goes from 0 to 6000 in 60 seconds, so you might want to hang on
Now approaching Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of everyday.
hold onto your children
if you leave them behind we will teach them "small world" in 27 diferent langueges and chan them their until they turn 7 where they will then be transfered into charactor costumes
Take all personal belongings, take small children by the hand, OH YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
"Looks like Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear are causin' some kind of commotion downstream..."
"Dead Men Tale No Tales...*echo*...tales"
Now arriving: final destination. Rocket Tower Plaza Station."
I almost bounced clear out of the ride
Kermit: Sam, are you ready with that finale?
Sam: It's a glorious three hour finale!
Kermit: You got a minute and a half.
Statler: Well, what do you think?
Waldorf: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show?
Statler: We can't. We're bolted to the seats!
I know this is probably your first flight, and it's...mine too
We wants the redhead!
Do not pull down on the safety bar please...I will lower it for you
Aaaaaadios!
Please gather together in the dead center of the room.
If you have any questions or concerns... too late
Thanks!
