Disney Lab Unveils Its Latest Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars

[Yvet]

Look here and see how easy it is to make a new Disney star.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/86547

 

[Missin'Disney]

THAT was too funny. Thanx for the laugh!!

 

[LilGMom]

Wow! That explains sooooo much. Thanks!

 

[DSNY4ever]

Haha, thanks for the laugh.

 

[jeanigor]

Why is everyone laughing? This is a wonderful announcement. Finally Disney can branch out into 'the real world' with something sustainable. I better call up my broker and buy some more shares in the company--it'll split in no time.

 

[mamato3princesses]

LOL!! Thanks for a chuckle. My daughter is going to get a kick out of this!

 

[YellowMickeyPonchos]

That was amazing!!!! I'm really impressed with the reporting skills of that newsteam!

 

[calypso*a*go-go]

You know...I always suspected that's what was going on!

 

[paperdoll1986]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Now what do we do to stop this travesty?

(yes, i realize it's a joke)

 

[SamIAm21]

Why is everyone laughing? This is a wonderful announcement. Finally Disney can branch out into 'the real world' with something sustainable. I better call up my broker and buy some more shares in the company--it'll split in no time.

At $23 per share, it is exceptionally cheap right now. They will report earnings on November 6th and depending on the results, you may be able to get it even cheaper. I almost bought in at the beginning of the year at $35 per share, kinda glad I didn't now!

 

[UrsulasShadow]

Wow...skin dissolving...poor Zach.

 

[simonkodousek]

Omg Lol!

 

[Mrs. M. Mouse]

OMG thanks for the laugh! it was well needed tonite!

 

[Boardwalker]

Wow, how far back does this go?
It was obvious from the second generation mouseketeers that something was going on. That so explains why Brittany derailed, being an early attempt.
But I still say Annette and the rest of the original mouseketeers were home grown....

 

[tinkbutt]

that was just ODD!! I love disney channel kids and I am 23! I know its all fun and games but to me that was just odd!!???

 

[autumnsmommy]

Certainly does explain a lot Test tube or pixie dust??? Hmmmm...