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Magic My Way Tickets with Pool Hopper Option
Coming soon, multi-day Magic My Way Tickets can be purchased with an additional option. For only five dollars per day, you can add the Pool Hopper Option, and enjoy the use of Disney World Resorts' wonderfully themed pools. With the Pool Hopper Option, you can walk into any resort, grab a towel, and make yourself at home. If you find towels reserving unoccupied lounge chairs, just chuck them into the shrubbery and claim the chairs. If no unoccupied lounges are available, choose the ones you want, and demand the chairs for yourselves. The other guests have probably been there too long anyway. If the occupants refuse to relinquish their chairs, douse their resisting bodies with ice water obtained from the pool bar. This generally has the desired effect.
When you are ready for a dip in the pool, feel free to jump right in without showering first. We assume you have already showered this week, and we’re trying to conserve water.
We have one request regarding swimwear: Disney celebrates and encourages the imagination, so please don’t wear swimwear that deprives us of the need for one.
Swim pants for infants and toddlers are recommended but not required. That’s what water filtration is for. Any floating material emitted by your child that is too large to be processed by the filters, however, should be removed to the pool decking and discarded at your convenience.
Please note the advisories posted beside our whirlpool spas. Hot water amplifies the effects of alcohol and certain drugs. If you are enjoying our spa in an Amplified State, loud laughing, shouting and singing is encouraged for the entertainment of other guests, but please desist after 3:00 AM.
Our spas contain an interesting and varied assortment of microorganisms for you to take with you when you go, but please be considerate and leave some for other guests.
Remember, outside food and beverages are not permitted. We have a large assortment of over-priced drinks and snacks for your enjoyment. There are no pool attendants to take your order, however, so be prepared to scrape your lazy butts off the lounge chairs and get your own.
Disney World is pleased to offer one more way to spend a magical day with our new Magic Your Way Tickets with Pool Hopper Option.
Coming soon, multi-day Magic My Way Tickets can be purchased with an additional option. For only five dollars per day, you can add the Pool Hopper Option, and enjoy the use of Disney World Resorts' wonderfully themed pools. With the Pool Hopper Option, you can walk into any resort, grab a towel, and make yourself at home. If you find towels reserving unoccupied lounge chairs, just chuck them into the shrubbery and claim the chairs. If no unoccupied lounges are available, choose the ones you want, and demand the chairs for yourselves. The other guests have probably been there too long anyway. If the occupants refuse to relinquish their chairs, douse their resisting bodies with ice water obtained from the pool bar. This generally has the desired effect.
When you are ready for a dip in the pool, feel free to jump right in without showering first. We assume you have already showered this week, and we’re trying to conserve water.
We have one request regarding swimwear: Disney celebrates and encourages the imagination, so please don’t wear swimwear that deprives us of the need for one.
Swim pants for infants and toddlers are recommended but not required. That’s what water filtration is for. Any floating material emitted by your child that is too large to be processed by the filters, however, should be removed to the pool decking and discarded at your convenience.
Please note the advisories posted beside our whirlpool spas. Hot water amplifies the effects of alcohol and certain drugs. If you are enjoying our spa in an Amplified State, loud laughing, shouting and singing is encouraged for the entertainment of other guests, but please desist after 3:00 AM.
Our spas contain an interesting and varied assortment of microorganisms for you to take with you when you go, but please be considerate and leave some for other guests.
Remember, outside food and beverages are not permitted. We have a large assortment of over-priced drinks and snacks for your enjoyment. There are no pool attendants to take your order, however, so be prepared to scrape your lazy butts off the lounge chairs and get your own.
Disney World is pleased to offer one more way to spend a magical day with our new Magic Your Way Tickets with Pool Hopper Option.
