Ok, ok, ok, ok, so last week on my way home from work I got a flat tire on my truck. I had to pull over onto a side road in some out of the way vacant lot to change the tire. It was raining, I was in my good work clothes, but I had to change the tire. So today DW decides she isn't going to go into work today because of Debbie. I admit I think it was a good decision on her part. Allot of roads are closed due to flooding. We got something like 12 to 14 inches of rain yesterday!!!
So this morning in between bouts of rain I took my truck to get a new tire, and DW followed me there so I could drop it off, and she brought us back home. Now DW is driving on the way home, and she says to me which way do you want me to go to get us back home. While I am telling her the best way I think we should go she just floors it and takes off. I'm grabbing the hand rails, the dash, anything I can get my hands on to try to SAVE MY LIFE!!! I'm screaming like some girl!!! It was scary guys........................I mean S C A R Y !!! Any one of you mocho men out there would have been screaming like a girl too!!! DW said what is wrong with you.................if you don't like the way I'm driving, I can just stop right here and let you off to walk home. Now guys...............I seriously thought of it...............but I sucked it up and held on for dear life. Then she said, "And the way you drive mister, you drive too fast...............follow too close............you can't even see the person's bumper that is ahead of you, you follow so close, and you scare me half to death. I couldn't believe it................the love of my life............my soul mate.........the mother of my children..................my darling DW..... was attacking me for no reason at all. Well, to make a long story short...............and to leave out the crying..........the blubering...........the whimpering.................and more screaming..................we made it home safe and sound. I got out of her truck............yes she drives a truck as well....................and I kissed the ground. Now we have to go back later and pick up my truck after it is finished!!!! I hope ya'll will remember me!!!!!