Let's not be too quick to give these observation decks too much "Waltity". As built, they are very bare, primitive, steel walking planks. Hardly anything magical about them besides their height.
Ahhhhh! How wrong you are, my good Scoop!! How wrong you are!!
You see, theres something Waltity by its mere existence. And even more surprising is that I really believe no one, including those that built the place ever suspected that it would become that popular.
How was it Waltity? (BTW, Im not sure I like that term but Im trying it on for size!) Anyway, how is itWaltity? Let me see if I can convey the Waltity of it (and maybe another while Im at it)!!!!.
A family, staying in Fort Wilderness, walks into the Contemporary for the very first time. They walk around the lobby, and explore the shops on the fourth floor. A CM sees them and suggests they check out the lounge at The Top of the World. He says the view is spectacular. The father says they really dont want to bring the kids into a lounge. And its really not a good idea for mom and dad to have a drink and leave the kids (who are older anyway, but still...) wondering around on their own.
The CM chuckles and says, This is Disney. Its all about family. And you dont need to buy anything to enjoy the view! Just look out the window or even better, go out the doors! WOW!! Of course!! I forgot!! THIS IS DISNEY!!!
The father (this time the son of the above story with very young kids of his own) drives to the new Floridian. He discovers that the parking lot is somewhere in the next county!!! A little hyperbole perhaps for story telling purposes, but it is far!! In a bold move he does not even look at his wife, who is the more frugal of the two, and says, the heck with it!! Im using valet!!
He pulls up to the front door and the hop runs to meet him. He gives the father a receipt. The father asks, how much? The CM says, Nothing sir. It is complimentary!
The father hits himself in the head (in a I could have had a V-8 type move) and say to his wife, Of course its free!!! This is DISNEY!!
Am I getting through at all?
And, lastly, did someone really suggest California Grill Observation Deck FastPasses....???????? Oh my.
I dont think the actual fastpast system would work or was specifically cited in this context (even if specifically mentioned). I think it was more a reference to a crowd control system that shows some unique creativity in its application. In other words, something like fastpasses. Is that better?
I think thats all were really saying in the first place. They didnt even try. How disappointing!