DDC XXXIV: The Original Home Of The DISDads!!!

[AirGoofy]

Happy Tuesday. Two more days than one job done until after the new year. Still have to work other job though. Snowed here again today, but not enough for a ruler measurement.

It’s too early for witticisms

Who said? There's always time for that.

Morning brethren from a -2 and Sunny London. Curly Haired Ninja Nativity play this morning and wrapping presents for the rest of the day. Have a good one.

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Thanks for wrapping my present, but you could have just shipped it.

With a ruler. What do you use?

Was that 4-5 centimeters on that ruler? Good for you.

We're bilingual.

You can add and subtract? That's terrific.

In other news...at least 6 counties around me cancelled school for the first snow day of the year and we have no snow and aren’t anticipating any. Really missed that one.

Ours were out a day of school for a water main break. Despite the calendar indicating makeup days would happen the first week of Christmas, it has been added on to May.

Parasites, like Norm's SIL & BIL...

Which is worse? The parasite or the host that voluntary chooses to support it?

A bit disappointed you don't want to enhance the boy's education by taking a stroll on the nude beach.

What, they were out of Coors Light? One of my biggest failings as an adult is I never was able to appreciate good beer. Wine I am pretty good at but beer, not so much.

That and scratching an itch in a sensitive area.

What i got from that post was drinking good bear while watching sensitive areas on nude beaches.

Forgot to mention the game last night. That is the best I've seen the Phins play in a couple of years. Enjoyed seeing Brady harassed most of the game.

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I wondered if you bothered to stay up and watch the game. Vegas wise guys must have made a killing.

 

[declansdad]

Seems counterproductive to me.

And while we're at it, why haven't y'all converted the CFL fields from yards to meters?

Too confusing for the American-born players.

Snowed here again today, but not enough for a ruler measurement.

Your ruler wasn't long enough?

Was that 4-5 centimeters on that ruler? Good for you.

It was a foot-long.

 

[pkondz]

Who said? There's always time for that.

Withdrawn, with apologies.

You can add and subtract? That's terrific.

Not everyone. And that's caused a division amongst us.

 

[londontime]

Yes! This is what I was thinking. I was going to praise the school for not kowtowing to political correctness... actually, going far in the opposite direction.
"We don't want to offend anyone... we want to offend everyone!"

We don't give a monkeys. Christmas is Christmas. Jesus. Wise Men. Donkeys. The whole 8.2296 metres.

I think this is the typical British depiction. Well, that's what the movies taught me.

Thats it, though generally the lobster are more front and centre, being a key lynchpin in the narrative of the birth of the Son of God.

Thanks for wrapping my present, but you could have just shipped it.

No worries mate. It took literally no time at all.

And that's caused a division amongst us

I think you should get along. Maybe go out for some Pi.

Too confusing for the American-born players.

A bit disappointed you don't want to enhance the boy's education by taking a stroll on the nude beach.

He's European. They are everywhere. We call it "going out for milkshake."

 

[cj9200]

Saw this on the local news page. Krispy Kreme beer?

https://www.local10.com/food/krispy-kreme-beer-coming-to-florida

He's European. They are everywhere. We call it "going out for milkshake."

Too funny. Just one helpful suggestion, leave your Speedo at home.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"going out for milkshake."

 

[londontime]

Look at the raspberry ripples on that.

 

[londontime]

leave your Speedo at home.

Ah, man. Next you'll be telling me Mankinis are frowned upon.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Look at the raspberry ripples on that.

I'd motorboat that in a New York minute!

 

[londontime]

I'd motorboat that in a New York minute!

Brrrrrrrrr..................Ah Brrrrrrrrrrrr.................................

 

[docsoliday1]

Too confusing for the American-born players.

Huh? What?

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Hey, guys. What'd I miss?

You know what, don't answer that.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Hey, guys. What'd I miss?

You know what, don't answer that.

We had milkshakes...

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Too confusing for the American-born players.

Naaaaa...
Make it a requirement for getting a Canadian Visa.
They'll adjust bloody dang quickly.

Heck, if I could qualify for a visa, the conversion to metric would be an insignificant detail.

We call it "going out for milkshake."

Mmmmmmm...
Milkshakes.

 

[declansdad]

Hey, guys. What'd I miss?

You know what, don't answer that.

We had milkshakes...

and motorboating

 

[AirGoofy]

Your ruler wasn't long enough?

That's what she said.

Not everyone. And that's caused a division amongst us.

Punny.

We don't give a monkeys. Christmas is Christmas. Jesus. Wise Men. Donkeys. The whole 8.2296 metres.

Amen.

Saw this on the local news page. Krispy Kreme beer?

https://www.local10.com/food/krispy-kreme-beer-coming-to-florida

I'm in. Bring some up with you on the way to the bourbon bar.

I'd motorboat that in a New York minute!

 

[pkondz]

I think you should get along. Maybe go out for some Pi.

bravo

 

[pkondz]

Morning, gents.
Another day in paradise.


Unfortunately, I ain't there.

 

[londontime]

Morning, gents.
Another day in paradise.


Unfortunately, I ain't there.

Morning, sunshine. Just got back from Nativity No.2 with DS in. Surprisingly similar to the first show. You think they could switch it up a bit.

 

[docsoliday1]

bravo

I think the common denominator here is y'all are being a bit geeky.