DIS Dads DDC XXX: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, What Day Is It Mike?

[BigTikiDaddy]

Morning guys...

Thinking of you Randall, good luck today!

 

[Maroonag1]

Mornin dads
Good luck today Randall.
Brent hope you dad's better

 

[DisDadDoc]

Good luck Randall and CJ.

May your doctors be gentle and their assistants look good in tight sweaters.

What Darcy said! Good morning men and good luck today

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

‘Morning all…
The sun came up this morning and I’m aware that it happened; beats the alternative.
Hope all are doing well today.



Extra prayers for every one dealing directly with medical procedures today…

May your doctors be gentle and their assistants look good in tight sweaters.

And may you remember how good they looked in those sweaters. ​

Randall... Good luck tomorrow. Just try not to start twerking right away when the anesthesia wears off. I'm sure your surgeon is good, but not that good.

Quite the visual…
I didn’t actually see that and I'm still trying to figure out how to un-see it.

 

[declansdad]

Randall... Good luck tomorrow. Just try not to start twerking right away when the anesthesia wears off. I'm sure your surgeon is good, but not that good.

 

[USAFdad]

And youre right.
Youngens combined with the constant effect of gravity will wreck your body every time.

I often tell folks that I dont miss my youth one bit, but Id surly like to have joints back.

Yeah it happens. I know I had bad ankles before he got here and he has been doing them no favors. He just keeps gaining weight.

You should see my 2 year old on the iPad it is amazing. He has been using it since he was one. He can look at pictures, play games, watch shows, controls the Disneyland app, all by himself. It is sick.

I know for a fact that my son will be an expert on the iPad. He at 7 months is already trying to mess with it and do stuff.

It just keeps getting worse. I just turned 32 and still play basketball twice each week all winter, but when I was 26, I tore my Achilles. If I had a nickel for every person who told me I was too old to play basketball... including my surgeon. It's like, come on, I'm only 26.

Yeah.... I have to run 5 days a week... my body does not care for that either. I just have to grin and bear it.

All is not lost however. In the mail today was this&



Thought it was early for our Magic Bands and it was, inside was&





Basically a flash drive with the Edna tutorial that is available on the web. The cool thing about it is that it automatically opened my browser and the My Disney Experience page for the trip. If I had questions, I could refer to Edna. There was also a semi-personalized booklet with info on our trip, the Boardwalk including resort dining options, magic bands, fastpass+ and general Disney info. Pretty cool.

So what do I have to do to get one of those????

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Thanks for the well wishes, Fellas. Sitting in preop and hoping the drugs are very Good!

 

[Disney Commando]

This will be my reaction when they try to give me a Magic band, the way I tour I just can't see any plus side to it

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Thanks for the well wishes, Fellas. Sitting in preop and hoping the drugs are very Good!

Good Luck sir and here’s to good drugs

But…
What about the assistants?
We need to hear about those sweaters.

 

[Disney Commando]

Thanks for the well wishes, Fellas. Sitting in preop and hoping the drugs are very Good!

Good Luck Randall, just think once you recover you will be able to do a extra trip to WDW with all the scooter rental money you will save

 

[declansdad]

Thanks for the well wishes, Fellas. Sitting in preop and hoping the drugs are very Good!

Good luck Randall. Keep an eye out for the penguins when the drugs kick in.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Randall, good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Good morning guys, been way too long since checking in.

Randall - All the best and prayers sent your way including for tight sweaters.

Hope all are well, congrats, welcome and and from glancing through the threads thoughts and prayers go out.

 

[Skyhawk341]

Total hip replacement Thursday.

Just don't do what I did. DW says I was flirting with the nurses before I woke up completely after my colonoscopy. Allegedly.

Turns out that the scope wasn't long enough to get a view of my entire lower intestine, so I went straight down to radiology for a barium enema. DW had nothing to do with that. Allegedly.

 

[theduck619]

Thanks for the well wishes, Fellas. Sitting in preop and hoping the drugs are very Good!

 

[cj9200]

They might as well just call this the CJ package, can Norm and I buy in

I like the name. You are welcome to participate in the CJ package, not sure about Norm. He may want to move in.

Good luck Randall and CJ.

May your doctors be gentle and their assistants look good in tight sweaters.

Thanks although Randall needs everyone's focus, not me. I am just in for an afternoon of pain and hoping for good looking Dental Assistants. Hope Jim is doing OK although his Dental Assistants are probably wearing parkas. T-minus one hour.

Thanks for the well wishes, Fellas. Sitting in preop and hoping the drugs are very Good!

You are probably in La-La land right now. My your dreams be about Disney and penguins attacking Carl and Tim.

 

[that's nice]

Just don't do what I did. DW says I was flirting with the nurses before I woke up completely after my colonoscopy. Allegedly.

Turns out that the scope wasn't long enough to get a view of my entire lower intestine, so I went straight down to radiology for a barium enema. DW had nothing to do with that. Allegedly.

Not sure what that means and I WILL NOT google to find out.

You are probably in La-La land right now. May your dreams be about Disney and paying for a Kona breakfast for Carl and Tim.

+1

 

[Bo Duke]

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

 

[that's nice]

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

ummmmm…. you should ask her which Twix she prefers right or left?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xLWZgx4Ko

 

[Twin Dad]

Good morning gentlemen. Been a busy couple of days around here. Welcome new guys, thoughts and prayers to those who need them and bacon garnished Dole Whips for all. I'm still getting full court pressed for a dog. DD told her brother, "You have to help me clean up so we can get a damn dog." No idea where she picked up the "damn dog" part.

Hope Randall and CJ have an uneventful day.