DIS Dads DDC XXVI: They all went to the DDCC and all we got was this Lousy Thread!

[afwdwfan]

Does this mean I have to bring Mark my piece of the internet?

Just the part with the aerial pictures.

Man Law. If ever asked to perform National Anthem, sing it the right way.

Second?

Second!

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Just the part with the aerial pictures.


Second!

Oh, I thouht you said Ariel pictures..

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Just git a call from the assistant manager, gave me a congrats on the transfer, he was told by the boss (makes sense, he is second in command). Said no one else knows because the boss will let me tell people, I am waiting for him to tell...at this rate no one will know till I'm gone knowing that group, it'd take a few weeks after that to clue in

 

[afwdwfan]

Oh, I thouht you said Ariel pictures..

Well, he probably would appreciate that part of the internet too.

 

[that's nice]

Oh, I thouht you said Ariel pictures..

Ariel pictures are always encouraged!

 

[RodBelding]

This is my new favorite analogy of ALL TIME. Mark wins the Internet!

(but sorry you're in the middle and glad you're trying to help)

Does this mean I have to bring Mark my piece of the internet?

No, but you do have to pay him royalties on all your internet for the rest of time.

 

[jmwest]

Ariel pictures are always encouraged!

And Jasmine!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Don't worry, it's Monday!

Ugh. But at least your church is paying you the big bucks to lead this group, right?

Um...

October?

What YEAR?!

This is my new favorite analogy of ALL TIME. Mark wins the Internet!

(but sorry you're in the middle and glad you're trying to help)

At least I got something for my trouble!

Does this mean I have to bring Mark my piece of the internet?

Just drop it off on the front porch.

Agreed.

Man Law. If ever asked to perform National Anthem, sing it the right way.

Second?

I'll second that one!

I'm sure you're doing your best and excellent stewardship on the time commitments. It sounds like these two need more individual help. Hopefully, your pastor is working with them or referring them out for counseling.

They've been referred to both the pastor and numerous counselors. The story I keep hearing back is "if you won't do what I counsel you to do, why should I waste my time with you?" Good question.

Naturally, the story I get from the husband is that every counselor/advisor/whoever is against him and not helpful. Which brings to mind a line from the show Justified (they won't use this line in my church, but that doesn't mean it isn't applicable):

"If you meet an a-@#$% in the morning, you've met an a-@#$%. If you meet a-@#$% all day, you're the a-@#$%."

Just the part with the aerial pictures.

Oh, I thouht you said Ariel pictures..

No, but you do have to pay him royalties on all your internet for the rest of time.

Now this sounds like a great Man Law!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[middlepat]

Hey guys.

Thanks for the support. We're managing fine, albeit with a garage full of stuff and no place to park the van.

I'll post pictures later on FB showing the aftermath of the wrecking crew.

 

[baseballmickey]

Will "walking briskly" count?

I double-checked the code and Morgan and Bartholomew say that it counts.

The hits just kept on coming yesterday. I lead a small group in our church, and one of the guys called me last night in hysterics. Spent 2.5 hours on the phone with him--basically, his marriage is a grease fire. The problem is, both he and his wife are leveling all sorts of malicious accusations against each other and I have no idea where the truth lies. Hard to make any progress when each person is trying to get you to take sides against the other.

ugh. good luck with that! Stuck between peanut butter and beverly.

Fairly disappointed. But, she's resilient and perked up quickly once she saw the most important thing - dinner spread included hot dogs.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

No, but you do have to pay him royalties on all your internet for the rest of time.

Now this sounds like a great Man Law!

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Back from doctors....all is good. That fungus isn't causing any issues, I'm still quite healthy, immune system is strong.

Okay, things come in threes...two days of good news, what'll tomorrow bring? (C'mon LottoMax!!)

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

I finally figured out why youngest dd was so excited, she thought it was going to be the Pope.

That’s one of those stories that will have to be told to the grandchildren

This is the kind of name you only find in Wisconsin.

Doesn’t quite roll of the tongue as elegantly as places like Poquoson, Tappahannock, Chickahominy, Tockahoe, Accokeek or Occoquan.

The hits just kept on coming yesterday. I lead a small group in our church, and one of the guys called me last night in hysterics. Spent 2.5 hours on the phone with him--basically, his marriage is a grease fire. The problem is, both he and his wife are leveling all sorts of malicious accusations against each other and I have no idea where the truth lies. Hard to make any progress when each person is trying to get you to take sides against the other.

Grease fire?
So… are you sayin’ that both of them could use smothering?

Sorry to hear that your stuck in the middle of that.
Doesn’t sound like there’s much to salvage there.
Sad.

Man Law. If ever asked to perform National Anthem, sing it the right way.

Second?

Add a posthumous exception for Jimmy Hendrix and I’ll back it.
Now then… just how do we go about tryin’ to enforce it?

Back from doctors....all is good. That fungus isn't causing any issues, I'm still quite healthy, immune system is strong.

Okay, things come in threes...two days of good news, what'll tomorrow bring? (C'mon LottoMax!!)

Good to here about the improving health…
just remember us when you hit the numbers.

 

[AirGoofy]

Oh, I thouht you said Ariel pictures..

Those are good pictures.

They've been referred to both the pastor and numerous counselors. The story I keep hearing back is "if you won't do what I counsel you to do, why should I waste my time with you?" Good question.Naturally, the story I get from the husband is that every counselor/advisor/whoever is against him and not helpful. Which brings to mind a line from the show Justified (they won't use this line in my church, but that doesn't mean it isn't applicable):

"If you meet an a-@#$% in the morning, you've met an a-@#$%. If you meet a-@#$% all day, you're the a-@#$%."

So, he's one of those guys. Yes, that line would be appropriate, regardless of the setting. Next time he calls you, and he will call you again, tell him he has 15 minutes, and if he is in continued need, he can call his pastor, therapist, or 1-800 crisis number. Then, time it and follow thru.

I double-checked the code and Morgan and Bartholomew say that it counts.

Back from doctors....all is good. That fungus isn't causing any issues, I'm still quite healthy, immune system is strong.

Okay, things come in threes...two days of good news, what'll tomorrow bring? (C'mon LottoMax!!)

You never answered me if you were getting a raise to go to the new store? Or, will you get to save on transportation costs, which would then give you a raise?

That’s one of those stories that will have to be told to the grandchildren


Add a posthumous exception for Jimmy Hendrix and I’ll back it.
Now then… just how do we go about tryin’ to enforce it?
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Definitely a good story, and better with that emoticon.

As for Jimmy, great song, but he wasn't a DisDad at that time so it was ok. As for enforcement, if a DisDad performs it that way, then we can see if Leslie Nielsen can kidnap and perform in their place like in Naked Gun. "Look, it's Enrico Palazzo".

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Agreed.

Man Law. If ever asked to perform National Anthem, sing it the right way.

Second?

Second!

Page one updated!


... but I mean to tell you..

I aim to misbehave!

 

[disdadIL]

Nanny just got back from WDW and brought me the 2013 Disney dollars. Very cool- heroes and villians

 

[declansdad]

Woohoo!! Flight home is delayed an hour. Fantastic!

 

[declansdad]

convention??? i thought that ended!!

Unfortunately it is a different convention. This one was work-related

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

You never answered me if you were getting a raise to go to the new store? Or, will you get to save on transportation costs, which would then give you a raise?

Oops, I never saw the question...no raise, just a lateral transfer. No saving on transport either, just less time in theory. Basicly same job, different store, different staff.

 

[AirGoofy]

Nanny just got back from WDW and brought me the 2013 Disney dollars. Very cool- heroes and villians

Yeah!

Woohoo!! Flight home is delayed an hour. Fantastic!

Booooooo!

Oops, I never saw the question...no raise, just a lateral transfer. No saving on transport either, just less time in theory. Basicly same job, different store, different staff.

Well, I guess that can't be the third. You'll have to settle for lotto.