DIS Dads DDC XXIV - What Bacon Shortage? We're Full Of It!

[AirGoofy]

Best Explanation Ever.

WWND? *



*(What would Norm do?)

Drink another beer of course. :

It was August. The snow goes away for about 3 days. Didn't see penguins. Must have gone to KY on vacation.

I wondered what all the kids with no shoes and and no teeth were playing with.

 

[declansdad]

Great episode. And, he was correct.

I have always mantained that as well. I think Sean Connery (SNL) was right about Trebeck.

 

[moose615]

Well DD just said yuck spit out half of the Juice, that was costly lol they said everything should still be ok, kids now a days, haha yea it's working she's def acting more loopy then normal

 

[theduck619]

That is a terrific idea. Dis Dad Hall of Fame. Do we need to work out a formula like QB rating? # posts X # trips X # kids X amount of merchandise ..

Great, another complicated ranking system

David...

Morning all...

Hi Brian

WWND? *



*(What would Norm do?)

Please stop

 

[mm1971]

Time to catch some sleep, then work on our Disney PhotoPass CD.

Well then, Good.......aaahhh.....Day/Night?




KY bourbon is a lot cheaper.[/QUOTE]

Cheaper, but takes longer and who knows how many stupid things I'll say before I pass out. The juice box I can take, oh about, 45 minutes before I show up.

Best Explanation Ever.



Drink another beer of course. :



I wondered what all the kids with no shoes and and no teeth were playing with.

 

[mm1971]

DD Field Hockey team and pic of her in goalie outfit. Congrats to the girls. They are mostly grade 4 kids that played against grade 5/6 all season and won 80% of their games.

 

[declansdad]

DD Field Hockey team and pic of her in goalie outfit. Congrats to the girls. They are mostly grade 4 kids that played against grade 5/6 all season and won 80% of their games.

Well done!

 

[moose615]

Well me not thinking, had DD in the chair next to me and she tried to get up, fell straight to the floor, lesson learned. While holding her she said "look Jack Frost " and then said "whoa things are getting kindof weird and then started crying, I did my best to console her, the dental assistant came and got her, they said she's doing great and being perfect, I just hate the powerlessness of it all, knowing DD is back there and I'm out in the lobby and I can't help, but she is in good hands

 

[cj9200]

Too excited pending my arrival?

Yep, keep having nightmares.

I am fully aware that all of the positive qualities come from the other side of the family. I am reminded every time they are in trouble it is my fault.

Isn't that the truth.

When most kids come home from a break at college, they usually bring a few bags of laundry with them from the past few weeks/months. Why is it that when I imagine Crash coming home for break, she has to do your laundry and clean up the house so it's habitable until her next break?

I wish. The kid is a slob. Haven't even opened her bedroom door since she left. Let alone her bathroom.

DD Field Hockey team and pic of her in goalie outfit. Congrats to the girls. They are mostly grade 4 kids that played against grade 5/6 all season and won 80% of their games.

Go Team. Congrats to her.

Well me not thinking, had DD in the chair next to me and she tried to get up, fell straight to the floor, lesson learned. While holding her she said "look Jack Frost " and then said "whoa things are getting kindof weird and then started crying, I did my best to console her, the dental assistant came and got her, they said she's doing great and being perfect, I just hate the powerlessness of it all, knowing DD is back there and I'm out in the lobby and I can't help, but she is in good hands

I know it is tough right now but will be something you will laugh about in the years to come. Good luck to her.

 

[moose615]

I know it is tough right now but will be something you will laugh about in the years to come. Good luck to her.

Even though its tough, I still got a few pictures when she was loopy lol, I tried to resist but it didn't work, I did resist taking video of all the funny things she was saying before she started crying

 

[IamTrike]

Morning Dads

That is a terrific idea. Dis Dad Hall of Fame. Do we need to work out a formula like QB rating? # posts X # trips X # kids X amount of merchandise ..

Seems like a good formula. Wouldn't want to have to calculate though.

Great Explanation

Not short when you figure out how much driving and how many Thanksgiving meals to go to. I have three. How many do others have?

We're driving all over the face of the earth for Christmas so thanksgiving is just going to be a nice pleasant meal at home. DW and I wanted to just relax so I think Cracker Barrel will be doing our cooking.

 

[scott2997]

That is a terrific idea. Dis Dad Hall of Fame. Do we need to work out a formula like QB rating? # posts X # trips X # kids X amount of merchandise ..

Great, another complicated ranking system :

I guess we would call it the NCS....

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

What Tim said. And is dad going to Bieber? If so, you have done enough for her birthday.

Nope, I'm working that night, and part of the deal that DW and I made when she came up with the idea was she was taking her.

I even have another back-up excuse. I have tinnintus in my right ear, the noise levels to any concert would be torture to me.

 

[that's nice]

Tim, sweet set-up!

Thanks!

GO Train goes right there too for a fraction of the price

YOU should of got her some backstage passes too. Then you could of called Sal and asked for the stretch. Actually you should of made it a super stretch. I know the show is across town, but it is a fast car. She could of caught the limo back in the alley.

from this

to this

We watch Jeopardy all the time. I never saw this episode.

 

[that's nice]

When most kids come home from a break at college, they usually bring a few bags of laundry with them from the past few weeks/months. Why is it that when I imagine Crash coming home for break, she has to do your laundry and clean up the house so it's habitable until her next break?

Way to belittle your team members! <-- not a thumb!

I figure that the Top 30 list pretty much is a kind of Hall of Fame

It that case... WOO HOO!!!!!

I'm in the top 30 & passed Barry!!!! What a great day!!!!!

Time to catch some sleep, then work on our Disney PhotoPass CD.

Good luck with that... the site is slower than molasses.

 

[that's nice]

DD Field Hockey team and pic of her in goalie outfit. Congrats to the girls. They are mostly grade 4 kids that played against grade 5/6 all season and won 80% of their games.

Congratulations to your DD and her team!

Well me not thinking, had DD in the chair next to me and she tried to get up, fell straight to the floor, lesson learned. While holding her she said "look Jack Frost " and then said "whoa things are getting kindof weird and then started crying, I did my best to console her, the dental assistant came and got her, they said she's doing great and being perfect, I just hate the powerlessness of it all, knowing DD is back there and I'm out in the lobby and I can't help, but she is in good hands

Video tape her on the way home... that way you can make lots of money like that other family did... 115 million views

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

 

[IamTrike]

Nope, I'm working that night, and part of the deal that DW and I made when she came up with the idea was she was taking her.

I even have another back-up excuse. I have tinnintus in my right ear, the noise levels to any concert would be torture to me.

Its pretty safe to say that a Bieber concert would be torture for most anyone on this forum.

YOU should of got her some backstage passes too. Then you could of called Sal and asked for the stretch. Actually you should of made it a super stretch. I know the show is across town, but it is a fast car. She could of caught the limo back in the alley.




We watch Jeopardy all the time. I never saw this episode.

Well played with the RnRC quote.

If you search celebrity jeopardy SNL on youtube there should be a bunch of bits. The " An album Cover" and "Pen is Mightier" bits are both pretty good.

 

[mm1971]

Well me not thinking, had DD in the chair next to me and she tried to get up, fell straight to the floor, lesson learned. While holding her she said "look Jack Frost " and then said "whoa things are getting kindof weird and then started crying, I did my best to console her, the dental assistant came and got her, they said she's doing great and being perfect, I just hate the powerlessness of it all, knowing DD is back there and I'm out in the lobby and I can't help, but she is in good hands

When DD broke her forearm, they medicated her and put her in loopy land. I got to stay with her the whole time and some of the comments were beyond hilarious. Took 3 people to reset it properly, but DD didn't even remember it happened. Went from broken to a pink cast like magic.

 

[that's nice]

If you search celebrity jeopardy SNL on youtube there should be a bunch of bits. The " An album Cover" and "Pen is Mightier" bits are both pretty good.

My bad... I thought it was a real episode of Jeopardy. I didn't realize it was SNL. Now that you say that... I think I do remember it. I'll look it up. Thanks!

 

[mm1971]

Congratulations to your DD and her team!


Thanks!


Video tape her on the way home... that way you can make lots of money like that other family did... 115 million views

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Yup and America's Funny Video's grand prize is lots of cash, a week at DW and some special events while there.