cute lil blonde jokes- FL and Disneyland

[miss missy]

no offense to blondes PLEASE these are just too cute no matter what word you use, brunette even

DISNEYLAND

Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.


FLORIDA OR MOON

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

 

[TeriofTerror]

To make blondes feel better, I'll admit it -- when growing up, I always wanted to be a blonde!

Those were cute jokes!

 

[PinkBudgie]

I am a blonde and I think those are the funniest jokes! Love the Disneyland one. I've never heard that one before.

 

[15isto2]

If anyome has a cute lil blonde going spare then I have a good home

 

[artman]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

I'm a blonde........and I am just wondering where Disneyland is now located.

Just kidding I'm not blonde but I am a man, and if it did move I'm not asking for directions.

 

[rhyeck]

I'm a blonde... and I don't get the jokes... can someone explain please? LOL!

 

[DisneyKevin]

Ok...I have a favorite blonde joke.

What do you call a dead blonde under the bed?

Hide and Seek Champion 1983!

 

[wishspirit]

As a natural blonde I find these jokes highly offensive!














.... and more than a little funny!

 

[corky441]

Ok...I have a favorite blonde joke.

What do you call a dead blonde under the bed?

Hide and Seek Champion 1983!

- yep spit the coffee right into keyboard

Thanks, Kevin

 

[Cherinva]

Ya'll aint right.....

 

[rlduvall]

FLORIDA OR MOON

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????

So what's your point?

Okay little Miss Missy, not only am I blonde, I live in Oklahoma. Coincidence . . . I think not!

 

[miss missy]

I'm a blonde........and I am just wondering where Disneyland is now located.

Just kidding I'm not blonde but I am a man, and if it did move I'm not asking for directions.

 

[miss missy]

Ok...I have a favorite blonde joke.

What do you call a dead blonde under the bed?

Hide and Seek Champion 1983!

now that is a great one!!

 

[miss missy]

So what's your point?

Okay little Miss Missy, not only am I blonde, I live in Oklahoma. Coincidence . . . I think not!

OMG too funnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you need me to explain anything babe?

 

[dpuck1998]

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's

 

[Golf4food]

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's

Which was unfortunate since she had also been fired from her previous job as a secretary for putting white out all over the computer screens to correct spelling mistakes.

 

[PinkBudgie]

Did you hear about the blonde who was fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's

My DH kept trying to tell this dumb blonde joke:

"Two blondes walked in to a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

But every time he tried to tell it, he bungled it and didn't come out funny. I said I wondered what that said about him if he can't even tell a dumb blonde joke.

And now, a true life confession from a blonde- Yes, I did walk right into a building. It was actually a wall at the end of the hall in a hotel. My friend (a brunette, btw) and I were talking and we turned the wrong way out of our room. We thought we were going to the elevator until suddenly we ran right into the wall. Talk about feeling like a dumb blonde! I don't know what her excuse was. And no, alchohol was NOT involved. I don't drink.