Sorry,, I could NOT think of a title for this chapter.
That oughta tick a lot of people off when they find out I lied,, that's the kind of thing folks like to read about, along with the first time your hubby gets arrested.
Hmm, where the heck was I?
What trip was this, where were we staying?
Nowhere, is the answer to where were we staying.
Cool huh? Did you just see that? I started with Nowhere, and progressively just kept dropping letters from that word to end up with "we".
Oy vey it's going to be a long night.
Tuesday morning I got up early to test out my back.
It hurt, but it wasn't crippling, but decided to stick to plan B anyway,,, no water park, Magic Kingdom instead.
Besides, Tuesdays are the least crowded day at MK.
Ahem,
According to park hours a month ago,, Wishes was at closing, which was nine o'clock, and no parade at all.
A couple of weeks ago, they added a nightime parade and pushe Wishes and closing back to ten.
I get the feeling that Epcot attendance is really dropping with Test Track being closed, and Tuesdays were always big Epcot days.
But what is killing us now, is 10 years of learning the best ways to use the fastpass system are now down the drain, and I'm too old and feeble to go back to crisscrossing and running all over the parks to make a fastpass time.
If you may remember the time I really blasted an older, smaller, Japanese man into a wall near Splash Mountain trying to get over to make our BTMR Fastpass time before the window closed. No, those are "good" times I don't want to relive, I really thought I hurt him.
Luckilly, we've done it all, so we'll really just play it by ear right now.
We each grabbed a peanut cluster breakfast bar, twice I went to the safe and opened it up and looked at the vike bottle,, then closed it anyway. When you take them just to feel a little bit better, thats when something bad happens and you end up really needing them. Not like something like that could happen to me, right? Fine!
Got to the MK about 25 minutes early and took up a spot near the front to watch the welcome show.
On at least 2 other occasions "ve tried to video this show,, but the sunlight is so bright I can't read the back display to see if it's taping or not, which is why the first thing you are going to see are my shoes:
I had to bend over and cover up all the light best I could when I started it to see the lights on the dispaly say I was actually taping.
Ok boys and girls,, you knwo the routine, turn up the speakers and let your mind wander. And no, if you close your eyes, that's not Debbie, Donald and Gene ou are listening to
With that they let us in, and we headed right away to ,,,,,,,,,
Yes,, that's right,, the Main St. Bakery!
We have never, ever done something this stupid before,,,but the dining plan is already kicking our butts,, and I saw a litst of all these incredible treats that qualify as snack credits and oh was it good.
Oh, was it good.
Oh, was it good.
Well, was it?
It was so good,,, ,
I can't tell you what it was I got!
I remember just pointing at something under a glass and drooling in it 's general direction and that's what they gave me. No, Diane did her own drooling,,, I mean selecting.
I'll have to ask her and see if she knows anything.
Smidgy said I had some kind of eclaire,,, and i was a little let down by it she said. I wish I had been there so I could have given you MY opinion of it.
But she also has a hard time remembering what SHE had.
Bottom line,,,, I think, the breakfast snacks were ok, just not something to go out of your way for.
I remember trying to finish up eating as quickly as I could cuz this still felt just wrong,, as everybody else is charging for the rides.
But right next door in a connecting room is a glass blown art shop.
This is the kind oof place that scares the hell out of me, but it's kind of like skydiving,,, just going inside,,, well, the danger really intigues me.
"Must not bump into anything"
"Must not bump into ,,,, "
The cool centerpiece was a glass blown craft of the Cinderella Castle.
It was just HUGE,,, and could have been mine for,,,,
I'm trying to remember,,, but I think the price was
35,000! dollars.
And all it would have taken to make it mine is just one,
little,
stumble.
Or incorrect incident of depth perception judgement,
or a sudden sneeze.
By now Smidgy joined me.
Then I fly landed on top of the castle;
I pointed it out to Smidgy,, it was just sitting there, on the top of the castle;
I started rolling up my park map and times guide:
And Smidgy screamed!
The fly took off.
Oh well, get him next time.
We then did the basics,,, Buzz,,, yeah,, she won, so what else is new,,,the Raceway,,,, I know, I know,,, but it's now tradition,,,, it's so much fun to watch her face as she tries so hard to keep the unsteerable car straight.
Remember that time I took a picture of our car,, and at the end of the ride I took a picture of the "standings" tower to show our position, and our car,,, I think number 6? was in dead last place?
Well after this trip our car wasn't even listed on the "tower" .
I was bummed.
Pooh was next,, then we walked around all the construction walls to just look around,, boy,, it's going to be a HUGE land in there when it's all finished, but it's the Mine ride that intrigues me the most. But I think they are only adding a rivit a day there,, not supposed to be ready until the end of NEXT year. There will also be a Little Mermaid ride,, but I saw a YOu tube of it at
Disneyland, and it doesn't seem like anything special to me.
Rivit.
Rivit.
"No, Little Mermaid I said, not Princess and the Frog."
Rivit.
Then it was over to Splash for a ride,,, 15 minute wait, so far haven't used a fastpass yet.
My motto has always been twenty minutes tops, if a wait is longer than 20, get the fastpass.
Our longes wait ever, was in '94 with the kids, before fastpasses, and in JUne the park was packed and we waited 55 minutes exactly to ride Splash,,, I was using the cool, new, stopwatch feature on my new Timex.
Man, what a great watch it was back then:
Dustproof, scratchproof, anti-magnet proof, rustproof, tarnishproof, water-resistant and water proof to 100 fathoms,, virtually indestructable!
I lost it
But even today,,, I'm still wearing the almost exact same thing,, this one is about 12 years old, but it never comes off.
Allright,,, you know where we are,, BTMR may be closed for refoib, but the DSA across from it isn't,,,, so once again,
The spring, 2012 virgin:
I mean,,, the spring, 2012 VERSION;
and of course,,, your's truly:
(now, Laura and Ponzi are already looking at that line and thinking,, hmm,, yours Fooly? no,, yours, unruly? no, Yours, Cooly? Heavens, no. )
Oh,,, one thing I noticed on Splash,,, as hot as it was, they had turned off the water canons that shoot off into the boats going into the mountain just as a boat comes down the shoot.
(Now, if they can only figure out how to turn off Nick Canon for the next Christmas Parade Special)
I'ts suppposed to look like the other boat splashed you, but no, it's times water canons that do it, the boats themselves really don't make much of a splash on their own, Disney really prefers to control everything they can.
But I hunched all down when the boat came down and we weren't going to get inside in time to miss it,,, and,,,,
Nuttin'- not a little bitty squirt, Kurt.
Nothing,,, not even a little bitty "spritz", Fritz.
((HELP, please stop me,, if I do one more I'm going to be doing it until the sun comes up tomorrow.))
Right after the pics in the rocking chairs it started to drizzle a bit, so we headed on over to Columbia Harbour House for an early lunch.
Or a late breakfast.
Once again,, I got the fish basket with fries, milk, and CHOCOLATE CAKE,
she got a shrimlp basket, with , ahem,,, no, not fries,,, no, not baked potato or mashed or anything normal you may be able to conjure up in your head,,,,quick! What's the first thing that pops into your mind when you think of a shrimp basket, and what "side dish" you might want to see inside that basket?
, she got a side
of broccoli!
I moved to another table.
And sat with some Brazillian soccer playing Pop Warner Tour Groups instead.
They were closer to being "My kind of people" as the saying goes.
You know what broccoli is?
It's green!
Now, I love the color green.
But when it comes to food, the only thing green that tastes ok, is iceberg lettuce and peas,,,, early, sweet peas to be specific,,, the rule with peas is, are?, the darker the green,, the less you wantem. I take it back,,, there's a third thing green that's also edible;
relish.
but that's it.
Even the word isn't cool,, looks and sounds a lot like Botulism,, and look at the last four letters of broccoli,, thank you, I rest my case.
Now, I am sorry to say that my fish basket has taken a turn for the worse at CHH. The three fish fillets have kind of turned into misshapen long fish sticks,,,,and definately needed artificial flavoring, still had plenty of flies though.
Fries, plenty of fries.
Howevfer:
should you ever want to split a meal,, the shrimp basket is definately the way to go.
You CAN get fries instead of flies OR broccoli, or B-Coli, a cup of cole slaw comes with it but also the main course in her case was 9 jumbo fried shrimp! Plenty for your normal two people party.
Where I think the Chicken Dinner meal at Prime Time is the all time BEST table service meal to split with a partner, the shrimp basket here at CHH is the best counter service meal to split also.
If you get fries with it
Neither one of us finished our meals, and I even helped with hers. (no, not the broccoli, by the way,, she said it was awful,,,, I could have told her that.
It was now time for us to take off back to the resort,, one more picture though,,, at least this girl was willing to take it, but she was the one that just had to turn th camera sideways,,, so we'll see how this turns out.
We are soon back at our CS eternal, after a quick change, no way in he,,, the world do we want to deal with buzzing insects today, and somehow she ended up faster than me today changeing, and I told her I'd meet her at the Rancho quiet pool.
I was hoping to get some serious reading done and put a hurt on the Capitol today, but on the way to the quiet pool,
well,,, I messed up.
I sashayed when I should have swayed;
I swizzled when I should have twizzled;
anyway,, I got messed up directionally and when I realized I blew it,, I ended up trying to mentally justify it with taking more pictures.
Had a nice couple hours at the pool.
I was able to help out Katniss a couple times,, and a couple times she didn't want my help.
But the sun was draining us, and I was wishing my book was waterproof.
Or shockproof
Or anti
Around 3 I am once again trudging to the ice machine, and back.
I wonder how many times I did that trip while we were there.
All dressed, with Sunny D's made up and in the fridge, I didn't want to rush back there just yet to the MLK.
MK.
Ok, what was that? Freudian slip? Got MLK?
Anyway,, we took a walk throught the Cabana section down to where we stayed back in '07, or,,, "Still Feeding Nebo".
We were in building 9-A,, in room 9111,,, a fake corner room right, RIGHT next to the pool. Fake because it was a corner on the "cut-through", meaning,, a hallway, so no extra window,, but it was a great room, locatiion wise.
I complained in the past about it because it seemed way, way, too much like staying at a Motel 6,,, even though we had a total pool view,, our car was right behind the building,, didn't need bell service at all. It was actually SO convenient,,,,
it didn't feel like Disney anymore!
But we took a couple drinks down to there and sat a the same table we did a lot on that trip and just talked.
The main thing we ended up talking about, was that trip in '07, and how weired everything was back then with losing our jobs that year,,, and strangelely,, yes,, how much FUN it was, TOO!
While we were talking, I brought up how I even had fun doing the trip report,, especially when that trip started out at the Hard Rock Hotel at Universal.
And I reminded her on how LOUD that speaker was right behind our chairs, and, well,,, I just had to do it, I could NOT resist just now....................
nobody was sitting too close to us,,, the pool at least on our side was mostly empty,,,,,
I had to , just HAD to, try to imitate the very beginning notes to "Kung Foo Fighting"!
It's really not that easy to do,, a kind of "background type of sound without real words,,,, " Oh- o - o- OHHHH, Oh-o-o-ohhh,"
Well, as I"m warbling out these strange 8 notes, a guy walks into the pool deck area from behind me, right past our table in a kind of hurry.
I was already turning red but he kept walking.
Then he stopped.
Turning around briefly, he looked at us and said,
"Kung Foo Fighting" , turned back around and was back on his way.
I felt like an idiot,,, however,,, Diane had just started to say something like, "I have no idea what your are TRYING to do,," when he did the "vouchsafe" thing for me.
hah,,, He didn't have any problem figureing it out,, and he wasn't even THERE in '07!
Back in the room we finished packing for the trip.
MK you have to be a tad more careful with,,, got Sunny D's,,, once again,,, those same little bottles with the comples are going back with us,,, and yes,,, when the door closed for good,, got the same "sipper' plastic cups with us too for the bus wait.
I 'd invite you to join us on our trip back to the MK,, but I"m afraid I can't,,,it's Tuesday, remember? The deadest day of the week at MK.
It was SRO on the bus!