Terrific? Amazing? Awesome?
Yeah, I see how I am.
sigh
Well that's fair I guess.
No, I'm pretty sure it landed foul. I don't know, don 't ask.
If I might impose... Do I have to dispose of my prose, or shall I instead transpose my prose to have it metamorphose into grandiose yet bellicose prose to render you comatose?
I like belicose and comatose, those are keepers. And why do we spend so much time designing these stupid sentances?
I just used the operative "answer" word up there, didn't I?
Oh? Looking forward to it.
Me too!
What?
We have Skippy... but only because it bought out Squirrel. For a while there We went from Squirrel PB to "Skippy the Squirrel" PB and finally just Skippy. We also have Kraft PB which is probably the best seller and until a couple of years ago, we also had Jif but it was a distant third to the other two.
So, your fave?
Yeah, it's pretty much a fait accompli.
Ok, I admit, that was good.
Don't think I've seen that one... and I thought I'd seen every Far Side cartoon.
Just Googled it, 'cause it was bugging me. It was a cartoon by Sam Gross, not a Far Side.
i wondered after I posted it, I have a book in my toolbox still in the garage with that in it, my second choise was going to be Lampoon.
Who right about the same time came out with the classy section in their magazine, "how to tell a 5 year old his parents are dead." (Grampa, we've been walking around the park ALL day now, with nothing to eat or drink, I just want to go home and,,,,, ok Billy, tell me, would you rather see your folks alive again, or get a nice chocolate sundae with a root beer float?"
I'm sorry.
I should be committed.
Well... yeah. Pick a body of water. Go ahead, I'll wait.
got one? good.
It's either got brain eating amoebas in it, 10 foot gators or man eating sharks.
Wait, you left out the Box Jellyfish, one of my favorites! It kills 100 times more people every year than sharks do.
Bathtub. Good for you. You've picked the one safe area.
Of course more accidents happen in the tub then anywhere else...
oh, and don't worry about the
mold.
Okay, I've just made myself go "erk".
"Erk" myself, jerk.
Owl breeders.
See? yeah, I come upon that two word combo, and think,,,, He's lost it, what in the world is he talking about? But, wait,,, I'm saying that now, so first time I read that it must have meade sense some how, right? And it did, I had help from Hegewisch and Errol.
Well, ok, the ghost of Hegewich, or however you spell his name, if I reme ber right, he quit playing.
And I just about typed a paragraph almost talking about nothing, when I could have just thrown in a
, after "Owl Breeders."
And I know when I finish up here I'm going to have 15 Buzz postings to deal with, she still thinkd that Microsoft is going to pay her for "Every Post" she makes on Nebo's thread, and I don't have the heart to tell her!
Hang on a sec.......


Ok, I'm allright now.
heh
Buzz, you know I love you, you tease the ones you love.
hello?
Yes we can! From NOW ON we will all refer to them simply as "Mugs". Case closed! Done deal! And no argument. Mugs it is!
ummm... can you still refill them?