Disney secretly built a new resort, Cinderella's Covid Cleaning Castle. This is the only resort option and it costs exactly $2,020 per night. No free upgrades. A written application is required to be considered for a stay. All guests are issued special scrub as you go equipment, a refillable mug, and one tiara upon check in.
Park reservations are required, but only issued to those who are SCUBA certified so that they can bring their own air supply. Wetsuits are optional but encouraged. Pools are open but the same SCUBA rules apply. Kilimanjaro Safaris is open, but there are no ride vehicles to aid in social distancing. You must go on foot and it is every man for himself, jumanji style. Waterparks are open but animals from the seas at EPCOT have been temporarily relocated to this area. Proceed with caution.
The only food option available is pre packaged ice cream. There will be a nightly curfew, it's a small world will be played on repeat after 9PM in all public areas to ensure guests remain in their rooms.