Oh! And I forgot MOMA! She wants to spend time at the Museum of Modern Art.
This is what I figure we'd do:
Pick them up at Amtrak at 1:30pm and take them to their hotel. Try my best to make sure the girl hasn't driven Mom out of her mind during the three hour train ride.
Hotel is in Time Square so give them a quick tour of the area, then walk over to 5th Avenue and set them loose shopping. Try my best to make sure Mom still has control of her wits through Purse/Shoe Therapy.
Carry Mom's bags, scoff at the girlie girl and make her carry her own dang stuff while I take them across town to Gallagher's for said, "fancy New York style steak house." Get Mom a Margarita and me a gigantic martini and keep 'em coming. Of course, insure sanity is still part of Mom's vocabulary.
Drop off their crap at the hotel after dinner, hop on the subway so I can scare the bejesus out of the girl in hopes of some reality treatment. Make sure Mom is still pleasantly buzzed from the margarita. Take them to the Blue Note for some jazz as she requested, in the hope that perhaps the music will act as Prozac and make her nod off, ditch her accordingly so Mom and I can go to a cabaret to tie one on. Margaritas and martinis.
Reality strikes me when I realize she hasn't passed out to the lull of some modern jazz, so I take them both through Greenwich Village to a coffee house for desert for chick, and LOTS of coffee for Mom. She has now apparently stopped loving margaritas and has also forgotten how to speak English.
Hop in a cab and take them back to their hotel, drop them off and I head home to sleep off my martini induced hang over.
That's the first night of planning. Thoughts?