I totally identify with John. I am pretty darn large, like he his too. Heck, I was joking about his waterpark jokes and stuff when we were at BB. We did some tube ride that I was worried would "narrow significantly" before I got the the bottom.

What I didn't know was that I should have been more concerned with what happens if you inadvertantly flip over and the rest of the tube ride is done on your belly!

At some point I lost control of the tube and it ended up being grabbed by my partner, who was behind me. She emerged looking like a hamburger.

Corey, my partner, and I still laugh about it.
The best part was emerging from the tube like some breach birthed baby whale and having the lifeguard ask, not "Are you ok?", "What happened?, or anything like that, but he asked "Where's the tube?"

To which I replied "Your
precious tube will be out in a minute!"

Corey came out right after that and asked "Honey, are you ok?" and then the lifeguard said, "Yeah, are you ok?"

I was fine, a little shaken up, but fine. I don't much like the tube rides anymore though.