Come up with new Attractions for Star Wars Land (funny, not serious)

[DVCcurious]

This thread is a humorous look at what Disney could do with the new Star Wars Land. What attractions would you like to see (as a joke).

Here's my list:

1) The "Luke, I am your father" confessional. A series of small rooms where you take your significant other/ family member/ someone close to you and tell them a Big Secret. This could also be a Jerry Springer-esque talk show where you tell your Big Secret in front of an audience.

2) The "Han shot first" support group. You can join in with groups of 5-10 fans of the Original movies who hate the changes to the New Editions. "We's a free!"...seriously? The Sarlac pit has a beak now...seriously? Han chases the small group of storm troopers into a room full of like 500 storm troopers just standing around....seriously?

3) A "wookie look-a-like" contest. The hairiest man (or woman) wins a prize.

The possibilities are endless...

 

[MataHari22]

How about something where I get to freeze my ex (or other annoying peeps) in carbonite like Han Solo.

 

[Delirium]

How about a Sarlacc attraction where rude guests are tossed and condemned to be digested slowly over 1,000 years (at which time all of the updates to HS should finally be done).

 

[TwinPrincessMermaids]

Don't forget about the Naboo Bun Botique! Gotta get some Leia Makeovers with cinnamon buns!!

 

[pkondz]

Sponsored by Tinder, this new attraction will pair singles with like minded individuals.
What makes it fun is that sometimes, after that first kiss, you find out that your partner is actually your sibling.

 

[HulkBuster]

 

[evilqueenmindy]

A parks edition of "Lucasvision" where you sit in a simulator that goes through ALL the beloved WDW rides of your childhood but with weird and pointless CGI that adds nothing beyond making it look a little different, "marvel as the backdrops in small world now have the space ships we planned but never did!" "Dreamfinder now has Hayden Christiansons face!!!"


God I'm a nerd.

 

[Jadyreen1282]

How about a torture chamber where guests have to watch Christian Hayden whine about the Jedi and his mom and Obi-Wan. Then you get to push him into lava just to make him SHUT UP.

 

[BobC]

I want a Mos Eisley Cantina. Being serious lol

 

[epcotty]

a Jabba the Hutt lookalike contest where the fattest person wins

 

[Dr.Mickey]

Don't forget about the Naboo Bun Botique! Gotta get some Leia Makeovers with cinnamon buns!!

That made me think of a QS snack stand with real cinnamon buns.