Clinton joke

[rie'smom]

I have nothing to say either way except that if I found something this funny about "W", I'd open a thread about that too.

"We have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of
Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on
Mt.Rushmore until we discovered there was not
enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton
in the Washington D.C. Hall Of Fame. We are having
a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should
be placed. It was not proper to place it beside
the statue of George Washington, who never told a
lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the
truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the
difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He
left not knowing where he was going, and when he
got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it
all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have
anything left after taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you.

Bill Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.P.S And another thing.....Now let me get this
straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for
his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for
hers.

That's $20 million for memories from two people
who for eight years repeatedly testified, under
oath, that they couldn't remember anything."

God Bless America

 

[marybet]

Were you going thru some old e-mails? This joke and the Bill Gates joke were old when Adam told them to Eve.

They are known as time jokes, laugh when you get time.

 

[TheDoctor]

It is an old joke and not very funny. Here are some recent jokes that are also funny.

"President Bush said today the U.S. will not attack North Korea. Oh sure, but we may liberate them."
---Jay Leno
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"President Bush at a press conference is like the dumb kid in school who gets called up to the blackboard. You feel bad for him, but there's nothing you can do to help."
---Jimmy Kimmel
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"President Bush helped dedicate an aircraft carrier named after his father. Isn't that nice? He christened the ship by saying, 'It's great to be here on the USS Dad.'"
---Conan O'Brien
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"It was reported this week that a $20 million provision has been placed in the military spending bill to pay for a party celebrating America's victory in Iraq and Afghanistan. So save the date: February 8th, 3046."
---Amy Poehler
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"Let's pretend this [electric] plug is 'Iraq' and you're trying to connect it to the 'War on Terror,' which is this avocado. You can do it, but here's the problem: the avocado still doesn't turn on. And now your plug is covered in guacamole."
---Jon Stewart