"Christmas Vacation" movie...what's your favorite part!!

[Fantasmic23]

ELLEN'S MOM [calling from the living room]: "Ellen, are you smoking again?"
ELLEN [furiously chopping a head of lettuce in kitchen]: "No!"

AUDREY: "I have to sleep with my brother. Do you have any idea how unbelievably gross that is? I have nightmares about what he does when I'm not sleeping right next to him."

ELLEN: "Well ... I'm sleeping with your father. All I can say is that it's Christmas ... And we're all in misery."

MARGO: "Then why is the carpet all wet, TODD?
TODD: "I don't know, MARGO!"

EDDIE: "That's the gift that keeps giving all year, Clark."
CLARK: "Indeed it is, Edward."

EDDIE: "Can you pass me some more of that Jell-o salad? It is gooooood."

CLARK: "A news report just said they spotted Santa's sleigh over Chicago."

EDDIE: "Are you serious, Clark?"

 

[disneyworldluvr349]

Todd: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.

Clark: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: ******** bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. ******* rocks

Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.
Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.

Eddie: If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark: I really shouldn't, Eddie. My hands are all chapped.

Eddie: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd pee my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

Needless to say I love this movie!

 

[Jennasis]

How could it get any worse?? We're in the NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL!

 

[Lassie Lynne]

I just saw this for the first time the other day. I love anything that Aunt Bethany says, especially the grace.

 

[MickeysMommy]

OMG! I love this movie. I can't pick out one specific part as I laugh through the whole movie. My Dad loved this movie too!

 

[lovesmurfs]

"Dad, did you bring the saw?"

Love, love the movie, and I'd love to get the Advent calendar they use!