Do you mean "The 12 Pains of Christmas"? It's by
Bob Rivers.
Twelve Pains of Christmas, The
(Parody of 12 Days of Christmas)
The first thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me::finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.
The third thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Hang-overs
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.
The fourth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas cards
Hang-overs
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.
The fifth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
five months of bills
sending Christmas cards
Hang-overs
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree.
The sixth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
facing my in-laws
five months of bills
oh I hate those Christmas cards
Hang-overs
Rigging up these lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
the Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
sending Christmas cards
Oh Geez
Im trying to rig up these lights
And finding a Christmas Tree
The eighth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
I want a Transformer for Christmas
Charities and what do you me:an your in-laws
Five months of bills
Oh making out these cards
Edith get me: a beer huh?
What we have no extension cards
And finding a Christmas Tree
The ninth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Finding parking spaces
Daddy I want some candy
Donations
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hang-overs
Now why they Hell are they blinking
And finding a Christmas Tree
The tenth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Batteries not included
No parking spaces
Buy me something
Get a job you bum
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills.
Yo-Ho sending those Christmas cards
Ah geez look at this
One light goes out they all go out
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Stale TV Specials
Batteries not included
No parking spaces
I got to go to the bathroom
Charities
Shes a witch I hate her
Five months of bills
I dont even know half these people
Whos got the toilet paper huh?
Turn on the flashlight I blew a fuse
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing at Christmas thats such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
Batteries not included
No parking
aghhh
Charities
Got to make em dinner
Five months of bills
Im not sending them this year. Thats it
Shut up, you
Fine youre so smart you rig up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree