Can't decide who to vote for? Here's the case for all the candidates!

[pokemon_master]

OK here's the case for all the candidates. Scroll down to look

Part 1: The NPC vote

Ned: (see NJ mikes thread for more. Here's the link: http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=955818)

1) Talking merchandise! That's so cool!

2) He's British! How many VMKers do you know that are British? Not a lot.

3) He has a eye glass! That is so cool!

Esmerelda:

1) She's been stuck in her box for ages, and still hasn't died yet! That's either because someone put in air holes, or because they replace her every centary.

2) She has to run a shop behind glass! How does she give change to her customers? Not easily.

3) How many people do you know that can levitate AND predict the future AT THE SAME TIME??

Yeti:

1) He's the last of his breed. No thanks to the yeti hunting squad.

2) DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS UP THERE! REALLY! Brrr...

3) How many people do you know are famous OUTSIDE of VMK? Not a lot.

Dragon:

1) I don't know, maybe because SHE'S A DRAGON! Enough said.

2) She's like the werewolf, but without the fur.

3) Great for BBQs!

Captain Blackheart:

1) Arggh

2) He's a captain, yet he has no ship.

3) If you don't vote for him, he set polly on you.

Part 2: The Game vote.

Pirates:

1) Again, Arggh.

2) The only game where you can get other people to do the work!

3) EASIEST GAME EVER! AND YOU GET MAGIC TOO!

Fireworks:

1) The only fireworks that kids can play with!

2) Launching fireworks into space is impossible in reality.

3) You can go around the magic kingdom without leaving your home!

Jungle cruise:

1) It's hosted by Ned! We love Ned!

2) You can crash the boat, and no one cares!

3) SECOND EASIEST GAME EVER!

Street Party Music game:

1) Be a DJ or MC without any qualifications!

2) DANCE!

3) THIRD EASIEST GAME EVER!

Tommorrowland games:

1) Games of the future!

2) The only game where you can win clothes!

3) They are the newest! Newest good!

Haunted mansion game:

1) No ones played it yet! It must be good!

2) Boo!

3) It's the movie made into a game! It must be good!

Part 3: When your next visit to a Disney park?

Sorry, can't help you here!

 

[BobRichmond]

...Dragon:...3) Great for BBQs!...

Besides giving you credits every 12 hours (as all the other characters also do), the dragon will dry your clothes for free when you get wet in VMK (none of the other characters can do that). This helps when you have a "mishap" on the Jungle Cruise and sink the boat, get sunk in Pirates, or fall in the river / well in the forest.

 

[DarthJordan]

LOL actually I know 1 Brittish VMKer

(insert opera aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhs)

hackettdude!!

He is a DIS member also!

 

[tinkattitude!]

I have to laugh DarthJordan you avatar is too funny

 

[marypops!]

i'm also british but i definately don't speak like that!!

 

[LynnTarrant]

Here's another british VMKer and DIS member maybe we should all meet up on line one day? i think we should certainly vote for Ned

 

[qruthie]

Just a couple of comments...

Yeti:

1) He's the last of his breed. No thanks to the yeti hunting squad.

2) DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS UP THERE! REALLY! Brrr...

3) How many people do you know are famous OUTSIDE of VMK? Not a lot.

BUT HE THROWS SNOWBALLS AT ME EVERY TIME I ENTER HIS ROOM!

Dragon:

1) I don't know, maybe because SHE'S A DRAGON! Enough said.

2) She's like the werewolf, but without the fur.

3) Great for BBQs!

The only NPC who doesn't say annoying stuff to me! And since I don't have inferno, I can at least walk through her flames and pretend it's inferno!

Fireworks:

2) Launching fireworks into space is impossible in reality.

You may want to talk to NASA about that. If I remember correctly, the first astronauts from manned space missions described the experience as sitting on top of a big Roman candle. But I'm not a rocket scientist so I may be wrong.

Street Party Music game:

1) Be a DJ or MC without any qualifications!

2) DANCE!

3) THIRD EASIEST GAME EVER!

You forgot the best part. You can mix really awful songs and play them just to annoy the crap out of other players.

On the negative side, way too many babies are being born on that dance floor.

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)

 

[Captain Brain]

You forgot the best part. You can mix really awful songs and play them just to annoy the crap out of other players.



qruthie (the 'q' is silent)

I happen to do that.Just to make the people yell boo at me.I think its fun to get on peoples nerves...

 

[qruthie]

I happen to do that.Just to make the people yell boo at me.I think its fun to get on peoples nerves...

Hey, great minds think alike!

My daughter created the worst one ever! It sounds like humpback whales mating. There's a small Michael Jackson whoop in there too. It's so so bad and I'm so proud of her!

I did my best to copy it for qruthie.

qruthie (the 'q' is silent)