You know it's so hard to get good help these days. I mean they are so lazy and don't want to work very hard. And the things she has to do. I mean the trips to the hairdresser to get her roots done every other week, not to mention the nail appointment. Then all the time she has to spend working out, I mean going to the gym is a full-time job.
The committees that she's on. They expect so much. You would think that they thought it was a full time job. Your SIL probably only gets to shop once or twice a week and then she has to shop for OTHER people, those ungrateful children grow and you just have to keep buying them things.
Oh and the traveling, it get so tedious sometimes. I mean getting ready for that safari to Africa is just so time-consuming. Not to mention all the entertaining that she has to do. A person in her position has to entertain all the time.
What are you thinking, her life is so busy and so important. She has a lot to complain about, it's what she does best.
(can you see that I might know people who resemble this)