vrajewski10513
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- Dec 11, 2013
World Domination.Why did the Martian cross the road?
World Domination.Why did the Martian cross the road?
Gee, thanks a LOT, Rob.
Believe me, I won't be doing that again.
At least you were teenagers. Iron stomachs.
Breakfast of champions!
Hang on, I'm not finished counting the tiles.
Thanks for doing that, so the rest of us don't have to.
Honestly, they remind me of those angelic-type creatures flying around at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, just before they all turn into monsters and start terrorizing Nazis and melting their faces off.
So I'll call them Face-melters.
That's always a wonderful response.
At which point Ruby said, "Have fun! I'm heading for the hot tub."
Weird. So Google is either assuming you're making a ton of stops or are traveling by dog sled.
Or you're traveling by rocket sled*! In which case, we need video!
*I would also accept a conventional sled covered with a non-nutritive cereal varnish.
Well...that sucks.
Interesting-looking bridge. So is the fence enough to get animals to cross there? I would think moose crossing signs would be helpful so they know where to go.
Swanky! Very Wilderness-Lodgey. I like it!
"You're gonna sit through Dancing With The Stars for every minute of that car ride from hell you put me through!"
Or download the entire John Denver collection on your account!
I guess I need glasses. I looked at that, and for the life of me couldn't read it. Getting old sucks.
How about a nice heaping load or two of laundry?
Certainly not KFC. I'll go with McDonald's.
Ok. All of the tone and foreshadowing suggest it's gone forever. So I'll take a swing in the opposite direction and say it is miraculously found! Mostly because I need to take a risk and make up some points. Also because I hope there's a good story in it.
Winnipeg!
(This is where you pipe in and say, "You had your chance, jack@$$!")
Ok, fine. There are so many answers I could give. I think the biggest, most expensive and time-consuming bucket list trip for me is a tour of Australia and New Zealand. With a stop in Hawaii on the way back.
Yes! Properly using the animal crossing, even without a "Marvin Crossing" sign.
Really! You just started?
Ocean or fresh water?
The best tip I have for a fishing boat (in case you ever end up cod jigging of course) is to always stand up wind of the person who is seasick. You don't want to be caught down wind in the cross fire when they are leaning over the side.They wear spurs on the fishing boats?
It was great, but could have fed at least two. I ate until I was stuffed and still felt like I barely made a dent in it.Good God!
But that looks freaking amazing!
I saw the answer already....
Well apparently not.
Note the bag
bulging with water.
Actually... it is.
Not a day goes by
when I don't think:
"Will Jen like this?
Will this be enough to finally win her heart?"
Oh, wait... that was a comedy.
Not Brussels sprouts.
Good new is,
you're in North America.
So you can scratch that one off the list!
Why?
Mark's the reason this is taking so long, everyone!
Woot!<virtual high five back atcha>
So Marvin counts as an animal?
Cute! Not quite as cute as the cabin, but I'd stay there.
1. Shopping for clothes for the girls
2. Timmies
3. I want to be optimistic, and say it was found, and you got it on the way home.
4. A long, long list of places. But Hawaii is pretty high on the list of places I haven't visited that I would like to visit.
Oh, and I had thought I had quoted the bit about the Scullery Wench Chandelier, but it didn't come through on the list. Anyhow, I just don't think I can improve on that one!
Yeah, that's enough to keep the best of us away from it. It took me 10+ years to return to gravy after a similarly horrifying food incident.
I am so sorry to hear this! I kept hoping for a happy ending to this story!
YUM!!!
I hope your next update yields a good ipod-related surprise?!?!
I didn't question it. I've experienced weather colder than a refrigerator, not often, but I have....
I have also experienced this. Quite often. Don't leave chocolate in your car.
So you were just a crazy back then....
Yeah, its going to be a while before I want any either. At least I got my fix a couple weeks ago.
I rarely eat while reading TRs. Writing them, yes. Reading them, no.
How about "Strange women flying from ponds distributing light"?
If you get that one, you're even more warped than I thought.
Well that's Customer Service at it's finest!
Bummer.
Stitching Hetty?
Paranoid much?
Dang, I can hardly even see it when you point it out. My eyes are going.
Well how in the heck am I going to make up that sort of gap?
Laundry.
Tim Hortons.
I'm gonna say (based on some discussions in March), lost forever.
Hmmmm.....that is now difficult as lots of the places I previously wanted to go aren't as appealing to me now. (Kay and I think alike on this one), but I have always wanted to see Montreal and Quebec City, and I have a friend in Australia who has been waiting on me to come visit for sometime now. I have been to Hawaii, but Fran hasn't. I would love to take her there to visit.
Somehow Marvin fancies himself and Elk or other wildlife sort of critter.
Yup! My bad.I think there was a mistake in my points. I counted 74 since I only missed the phone call and boathouse.
Yikes!
Holy Speed Racer, Batman!
Ugh, bummer.
That's so cool!
I've never had Elk.. Does it taste similar to venison?
Beautiful resort!
UGH! I would freak out too!
I wouldn't even know where to begin I have so much stuff saved on my cell phone.
Questions, next round:
1. What does Ruby do that makes her happy?
(She's done this before on our trips.)
Shopping
2. Which common fast food place
do I go to, to get breakfast?
Tim Hortons
3. iPod. Found? Or lost forever?
Lost forever
4. Where do you want to travel to?
(Money is no object. But must be on Earth.)
Bora Bora
Did you see it?
No need to PM this one.
Just go ahead and tell the world!
I did! At least Martians have safe passage across the highway!
Let's see...
So that's a ten point deduction
per emoji...
Nah. Too hard to count that high.
I only have so many toes.
That's one of those "life lessons"
that only needs to be learned once.
Lemme know when you are.
I got a TR to write, ya know.
Mark's the reason this is taking so long, everyone!
Am I not a helpful TR writer?
I didn't say "good".
I prefer it to the interminable,
impenetrable automatic answering service.
She would have...
if we'd been at the hotel.
Otherwise it's 4 hours
(theoretically)
of standing in a lobby.
Of course, if she knew then
what she knows now...
Whoops! I forgot to uncheck
the dogsled option.
Did you hear that broadcast, too?
Good Lord!
She's not that cruel!
Please. Take my passwords!
Noted.
(And... nice try.)
Okay, okay, I promise!DO NOT RUIN GRAVY FOR ME!!!!!
Finally got my MRI date... December 27! No, seriously. Like, after Christmas.
Dude. Maybe I should call back and verify 2017.
I like the leading line created by the longer view of the river, and how it leads you from shadow into the sunshine.
I prefer Wilderness Wenches of Ambiance.
You must be a Canadian driver.
Gift shop!
Well, likely not KFC, so I'll guess the Golden Arches.
I am going to guess lost forever, because people.
Australia, because if money is no object, then I will also have enough time to do it right.
Marvin, the Elk Escort. But even with the hint I had trouble locating pkondz Outfitters, sheesh!
At least you didn't do that trip now with the bridge collapse from a few months ago. I got caught in that when I was going back to the airport during Masters weekend. I was there around 3:30 pm and it was pretty much stop and go for 10 miles. Waze App directed me around some of the real bad stuff -- but it was still not an experience I'd like to duplicate.
I guess you can drive like that when the only cops in the country are mounted on horses...ammirite?
I've got that at 10+0+15+15+12+12+10=74 points
I'm confused. Are you only staying in Banff one night on this trip? If so, then I would assume you're not eating at the Keg the next night -- but, since I have no shot at winning anyways, I might as well let it ride!
Questions:
1. Shop in gift store(s) and/or laugh at you.
2. Tim Hortons
3. Lost forever
4. It'd be cool to do a long trip around the world and stop at a bunch of places along the way. I think I would do a combo of private yacht, private jet, and first class rail car. Not sure what the stops would be -- but would probably visit some Caribbean islands first while staying at private houses/villas. Lounge by the pools during the day and golf in the late afternoon. Head down to South America and do some tours of the rain forest. Board private jet and head to South Africa for an african safari. Fly up to egypt for a quick tour of the pyramids and surrounding area. Spend a month in Europe...with about 2- 5 days in some of the bigger cities, while using the railcars as mode of transportation if possible. Follow that up with those villas over the water out in the pacific for a week, then stop for a bit in Hong Kong, Shanghai and Beijing before going to Tokyo for a few days. Jet down to Australia for a week and then make a stop in Hawaii for a week. Fly into California and finish up with 3 days at Disneyland and then fly back home and rest for another week before going back to work...
...assuming I still had a job and they didn't fire me after being gone for 6 months.
In all truth -- this trip would be next to impossible with a 2 and 4 year old -- would likely be too much stress trying to move around the world with them...but it's fun to dream.
Bonus -- Marvin is apparently a troll. How much does he charge the animals to cross?
Hi Pkondz
Must have been extremely disappointed not to have got your I pod handed in to the lost property.
Especially since driving all the way back there I bet disappointed is an understatement.
Atleast your burger was good.
Rubish that you had to spend most of the night canceling your pass words but for piece of minds sake atleast you got that done.
Marvs ls doing a good job of looking like a troll and asking for payment before you can cross his bridge.
1. Ruby got to go shopping.
2. Wendys for your breakfast.
3. I'm going with found and you saying why "o" why did I delete all my info.
4. Australia for atleast four weeks with business class flights there and back due to the lenth of the flights.
Welcome back!In an attempt to get caught up on all missed TRs while I was away last weekend at WDW (TR to come fairly soon!!...if I ever get caught up on everyone else's first...) I've not been doing much commenting...but I had to mention that I lol'd (literally) at sealing/sealing/ceiling. Maybe I'm just really tired after our whirlwind weekend trip... It seemed really funny at the time.
I had been once or twice as a child but I couldn't remember it even faintly. Fresh water for now, mostly trout and bass but am looking to go ocean fishing.
Do you fish?