Canadian Buffoon's Disney With a Teen Vacation - 08/13 - The Wrap

[Saturn23]

(Details later. Along with the missing kitchen incident.)

Missing kitchen? How did you lose your kitchen? How big is your house that a whole room can go missing? Were you drunk??

I was very quiet on the car ride.
I had to be.
My mouth was filled with blood.

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! You were THAT kid!!! That must have hurt for a while. Did you ever tell anyone or did it just heal on its own?

Below freezing????
If we did that, the rule would be:
No kids outside between October and June.

That's true, I forgot about that.

While I think of my DDs as beautiful...
I do NOT think of them as Hawt Chicks.

That needs to go in your signature. It's classic. "I do NOT think of my daughters as Hawt Chicks"...

Well that's good that you don't because that would be WAAAAYYYYY too creepy.

Okay. You win. You can get laid... lei'ed.

Oh I don't need a prize, I just wanted to win.

We all know what you are.
Plus, pretty sure you're female, too.

Should I even ask?

 

[Saturn23]

Can't say...
Try it and see.

Then I can quote it and see if it attracts a Mod or not.

What they really need is an example thread. "If you post things like this, you will be banned"... followed by a bunch of pictures we shouldn't post.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

What they really need is an example thread. "If you post things like this, you will be banned"... followed by a bunch of pictures we shouldn't post.

Brilliant!!!!

 

[DISNEYMOON10121991]

Getting clooooooser!

We started (finally) to plan our park days. We will do a Halloween Party one night & want to spend our anniversary in MK. F&W will be going on so trying to stay away from Epcot on the weekend (I'm guessing locals go then)
I am bummed now since there are rumors that BTMR might be down for refurbishing when there. I know it's got to be something down but why a fun coaster?

I hesitate to recommend it,
just in case your DH smacks you back.
But if you're sure he won't,
then by all means... go right ahead.

He would never do that. I'll have to give it a try

Thanks for the offer,
but wouldn't we be more comfortable if the water was warm?

How warm? I'm a Pisces (Big B-day on 19th) so I like the water and long showers.
To give you and idea, here's a story for you:
Staying at a hotel, taking a shower in the small bathroom, I always steam the mirror that you can't see a thing. But this one time I opened the door and the steam caused the smoke alarm to go off!

How'd I do?

Pretty racy.

Now that's funny!

I wanted to say "You don't have time for a drink, get the dang update posted!" But you said it was only three words

 

[BibbitybobityLu]

Saw this last night.
Couldn't post a reply then.
So hard.... to look away, I mean.
And I'm so excited that if/when we meet
that you're so excited and will wear that.

Uh..... gimme a minute here.
(Probably less.)

I actually have a shirt very similar to that one! And I'm sure I would be just as excited and...err...bouncy! So......you're coming to WDW in September now right?

I need to get you excited more often.

Yes. Yes you should.

You trusted me in the first place??!?!?

I was young and naive

Name the time. Name the place.

Have I told you how much I love you?

No. Never. Not once. I'm not even in your harem

At this point, I'll take anything with a hole in it.

Well you know what they say, any hole is a goal!

Can't make it too easy for you!

Uh...yeah you can!

Sorry.
Insults might work...
and you are doing particularly well in that department at the moment.

What can I say? I have a talent!

Do NOT get her banned!!

Hey! So you don't care if I get banned?! What is up with that?! Don't you love me anymore??

Fine! No more Elmo for you!

 

[pkondz]

Missing kitchen? How did you lose your kitchen? How big is your house that a whole room can go missing? Were you drunk??

I just took a wrong turn one night when I didn't turn the lights on.
It happens.

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! You were THAT kid!!! That must have hurt for a while. Did you ever tell anyone or did it just heal on its own?

I eventually told my Mom... oh... about 45 years later.

That needs to go in your signature. It's classic. "I do NOT think of my daughters as Hawt Chicks"...

Well that's good that you don't because that would be WAAAAYYYYY too creepy.

<shudder> Just... no.
And it should be self-evident. Putting it in my siggie would be creepy too.

Oh I don't need a prize, I just wanted to win.

Of course you did, dear.

Should I even ask?

Nope.

What they really need is an example thread. "If you post things like this, you will be banned"... followed by a bunch of pictures we shouldn't post.

Yes!!
And you'd need to show proof of age and lack of morals to enter.

 

[pkondz]

We started (finally) to plan our park days. We will do a Halloween Party one night & want to spend our anniversary in MK. F&W will be going on so trying to stay away from Epcot on the weekend (I'm guessing locals go then)
I am bummed now since there are rumors that BTMR might be down for refurbishing when there. I know it's got to be something down but why a fun coaster?

Ooh... Halloween party and F&W?



But yeah. No BTMRR? Almost no point in going to MK.
Totally sucks.

He would never do that. I'll have to give it a try

Lemme know how it turns out.

How warm? I'm a Pisces (Big B-day on 19th) so I like the water and long showers.

Which 19? Feb or March? (could be either)

To give you and idea, here's a story for you:
Staying at a hotel, taking a shower in the small bathroom, I always steam the mirror that you can't see a thing. But this one time I opened the door and the steam caused the smoke alarm to go off!

I can top that (or not. You decide.)
We built our home. I insisted on two things.
1. The kitchen layout. I do the cooking, I want it my way.
2. Over-sized over-flow soaker tub.

It's practically big enough to swim laps in.
(I hate shallow tubs.)

Pretty racy.

You're welcome.

I wanted to say "You don't have time for a drink, get the dang update posted!" But you said it was only three words

 

[pkondz]

I actually have a shirt very similar to that one! And I'm sure I would be just as excited and...err...bouncy! So......you're coming to WDW in September now right?

So... September you say?
And you'd wear that?
And bounce?
Promise?

Yes. Yes you should.

If I met you in September? Would that count?

I was young and naive

You're still young.
If we met, I'd hope you'd still be naïve.
"Hey there Lou, you're not quite drunk enough yet. Have another.
Don't worry, I'll make sure you get back to your room and put you to bed."


(okay. I'm kidding. I would make sure you got back to your room
and I would put you to bed if you were that drunk. I'd have to.
I'd be too concerned otherwise.
But I would be a perfect gentleman and not touch.













much.)

Best line ever!

Besides... am I not your perfect date?

No. Never. Not once. I'm not even in your harem

All you have to do is ask.
I never force anyone into the harem.
Oh, I wish some would ask, but I don't insist.
Would you like to be in my harem, little girl?

Well you know what they say, any hole is a goal!

This is interesting. I just had a conversation with someone about this very subject.

And there are some holes that are not the goal.

Uh...yeah you can!

Nope! Ya gotta earn it baby!

What can I say? I have a talent!

Oh, really!


Oh. You mean the insults.
Yeah, I guess you do.

Hey! So you don't care if I get banned?! What is up with that?! Don't you love me anymore??

Of course I care!!!
And of course I still love you!

Don't be silly.

Fine! No more Elmo for you!

Dang it!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!

Now that is one I can do without.
Looks? Check
Talent? Uh...
Brain? um....

Nope.

 

[orangecats2]

Did I ever tell you that I don't get drunk? It's weird. I think my body processes alcohol differently. Of course I don't really ever drink. Maybe just a couple times a year.

I'm still sick. It's just stupid. I walked like to blocks to the local convenient store and I thought I was going to pass out! DH doesn't feel good today so it looks like he's getting it. I have plans this weekend! Can't this go away already?

I want to soak in your tub!!!

 

[pkondz]

Did I ever tell you that I don't get drunk? It's weird. I think my body processes alcohol differently. Of course I don't really ever drink. Maybe just a couple times a year.

Well, I suppose if you don't drink, you won't get drunk.
But if you mean you can drink copious amounts of alcohol
(although you seldom do)
then that's a whole other talent.

I'm still sick.

Still??? You poor thing!

It's just stupid.

No it's not.
Being sick is not stupid. You're just sick. That's all it is.

I walked like to blocks to the local convenient store and I thought I was going to pass out!

Ugh. Worst feeling ever.
I sure hope you start feeling better soon.

DH doesn't feel good today so it looks like he's getting it.

Uh, oh.
Then who's going to take care of you???

I have plans this weekend! Can't this go away already?

Oh, man. Good luck! Get better!

I want to soak in your tub!!!

You know where I live.
Don't mind the camera.

 

[orangecats2]

Obviously I wouldn't get drunk if I don't drink. I meant when I do drink I only get tipsy. Then I get tired.

You have a camera in your bathroom? Yikes! maybe I'll wear a bathing suit in your tub.

 

[pkondz]

Obviously I wouldn't get drunk if I don't drink. I meant when I do drink I only get tipsy. Then I get tired.

Shouldn't you tip over if you get tipsy?

You have a camera in your bathroom? Yikes! maybe I'll wear a bathing suit in your tub.

Oh, no! No camera. Go ahead. Go au naturel.
(Just give me some notice... )

 

[pkondz]

Oh. And I started writing the ding dang update.
All the points are added and I even started writing, writing.
And as per usual, I have nothing to say, really....

so expect the next update to be massive.

 

[DISNEYMOON10121991]

But yeah. No BTMRR? Almost no point in going to MK.

I know! My understanding is the refurbishing was going to be Apr-Aug but people are getting FP for April. So the date looks like it's pushed till later. Unless maybe not at all would nice
Don't worry, I have plenty to do at MK. The new Fantasyland for one!

Which 19? Feb or March? (could be either)

March. It's a "big" one. Actually leaving tomorrow (THR) to go for a overnight at a Wisconsin Dells casino. It's about and hour and a half drive. We try to go twice a year, March for my Bday and Oct for anniversary.
A room right now during Bday month Sun-Thur is only $59.00. Going this week since daughter is on college spring break and can watch the dog. We only stay one night but I'm also looking forward to having just a long 3 day weekend off.

Maybe if I'm lucky I might get my three wishes:
Lucky at gambling, lucky hubby and come back to an update!

 

[Heluvsme]

 

[pkondz]

I know! My understanding is the refurbishing was going to be Apr-Aug but people are getting FP for April. So the date looks like it's pushed till later. Unless maybe not at all would nice

I hate to tell you this, but... as per wdwinfo:

• Big Thunder Mountain closed 8/8/2016- 11/18/2016

Don't worry, I have plenty to do at MK. The new Fantasyland for one!

While it sucks that one of the premier attractions will be down during your visit,
you are going to WDW.
And you're right. Plenty left to do still in MK.

I've even contemplated going and not even bothering with rides.
Just going and soaking it in and wandering about.

March. It's a "big" one.

A "big" one.
So I would assume that means "ends with zero".
You're ticker says you'll have been married 25 years in October.
So therefore... you were married when you were 15
and are turning 40. Check.
(Unless it was an arranged marriage when you were 5...
but I highly doubt that.)

Actually leaving tomorrow (THR) to go for a overnight at a Wisconsin Dells casino. It's about and hour and a half drive. We try to go twice a year, March for my Bday and Oct for anniversary.

Nice. I've never seen the casino there.
We've stayed at Great Wolf Lodge.
How's the casino resort?

A room right now during Bday month Sun-Thur is only $59.00.

Nice!! Practically a free room.

Going this week since daughter is on college spring break and can watch the dog. We only stay one night but I'm also looking forward to having just a long 3 day weekend off.

Have a great time!

Maybe if I'm lucky I might get my three wishes:
Lucky at gambling, lucky hubby and come back to an update!

I can't help you with the first one.
I really don't want to help with the second one.
But I think the third is likely.

 

[pkondz]

I'm working on it!!!

 

[Steppesister]

It's been a couple of very long days.
(Details later. Along with the missing kitchen incident.)

Why yes, yes it has!

And this piques my curiosity quite nicely.

But hey, you still beat me. At least you sat at the same table with her.

Ahhhh, but this was a dream.
Your achievement was live and in Technicolor…

With witnesses…

This interchange made skipping class today completely worth it!

 

[Steppesister]

I hate to tell you this, but... as per wdwinfo:

• Big Thunder Mountain closed 8/8/2016- 11/18/2016

Well, that bites.

I've even contemplated going and not even bothering with rides.
Just going and soaking it in and wandering about.

But seriously, you could probably go and save a crap-ton of $$ on park tickets altogether and still have a dang fine vacay.

 

[DISNEYMOON10121991]

are turning 40. Check.

Thanks for being nice. That was 10 years ago. 50 is just a number.
QUOTE="pkondz, post: 55325349, member: 142037"]How's the casino resort?[/QUOTE]
We like it. The rooms are always nice. We can just go up the elevator and take a break when we want. We usually eat at the buffet or bar/grill.

I hate to tell you this, but... as per wdwinfo:

• Big Thunder Mountain closed 8/8/2016- 11/18/2016

That's what I thought. Why couldn't it be the teacups!

Well, that bites.

Yes it does!! Was planning on breaking the news to you when I jump by your PTR, but it wasn't going to be fun to give it to you.