ok, a little over the top here, but I will just assume that was "tongue in cheek" kinda thing, and post a

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I don't think a mug or a cup with a lid on it quite qualifies as "breakfast". I'm a waitress and you won't believe what I can carry without spilling, so I think I (and most everyone else) can handle hanging on to a drink with a lid.
(I'm picturing myself swinging around a pole in true "singin' in the Rain" fashion.. ooh, better yet, juggling a coffee, english muffin, egg, etc. in TRUE Cat in the Hat fashion...oops, wrong park)