Dragonlord11_7
<font color=purple>Too bad I still can't masquerad
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Breaking news alert from your trusted station "LiarsR'Us". A serial banana squasher has escaped from a mental facility. When the director was asked what happened he said "We were simply testing if our treatment had worked. We gave him a banana. Then he went berserk and started squashing it!"
Parents with little children are advised to lock away ALL your bananas. I repeat, LOCK AWAY ALL YOUR BANANAS. A $50,000 reward for the brave soul(s) who catches him. Be warned, bananas are great bait, but he'll attack all bystanders of his squashing. Here's a picture of him caught in the act:
If you have any clues, please post here. And here's another picture for verification:
Parents with little children are advised to lock away ALL your bananas. I repeat, LOCK AWAY ALL YOUR BANANAS. A $50,000 reward for the brave soul(s) who catches him. Be warned, bananas are great bait, but he'll attack all bystanders of his squashing. Here's a picture of him caught in the act:
If you have any clues, please post here. And here's another picture for verification:
