Breaking News: Secretary Rumsfeld is about to testify before a Senate Committee

[Towncrier]

They just broke in on television to report that Secretary Rumsfeld is testifying before the Senate Armed Services Committee about the mistreatment of Iraqi prisoners.

 

[Towncrier]

A group of people just disrupted the hearing. They were escorted out. They looked like idiots. I wonder what they thought that they would accomplish by their actions.

 

[airhead]

...is minor compared to how our country looks to the whole world. What those soldiers did just confirmed to the muslim nations that we are immoral. What a shame.

 

[Towncrier]

Sad, but true.