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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is
being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior
is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in
the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the
door, and a man enters.
"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior
is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in
the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and decide that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the
door, and a man enters.
"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want these blinds?"
