Bin Laden and the Genie (joke) rated PG

[mhopset]

> > A morning chuckle for you!!!
> > Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach (while trying to escape
> > through
> > >Pakistan) and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the
> > bottle
> > >and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
> > >
> > >"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am?
> > I don't
> > >need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
> > >
> > >The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
> > be
> > >returned to that bottle forever."
> > >
> > >Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the
> > woman,
> > >and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my
> > bed in
> > >the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
> > >
> > >The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next
> > morning
> > >Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and
> > Hillary
> > >Clinton.
> > >
> > >His ***** was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health
> > insurance.
> > >
> > >God is good

 

[SuiteDisney]

ROTFLMBO!

 

[Colleen A.]

Thanks Tony! I needed a laugh this morning!