Beware of Canadians - They are after..

[Zurg]

http://cwd.ptbcanadian.com/index2.html

 

[lilsonicfan]

Go Canadians! We're a fun loving bunch. I'm not after Canadian world domination. But I wouldn't mind being the supreme leader of the world. Bow down to my greatness.

Hmm, change of mind, I think instead, i'll be the supreme Lawyer of the World!

 

[Zurg]

See what I mean! They are trying to take over:

Originally posted by lilsonicfan
... I wouldn't mind being the supreme leader of the world. Bow down to my greatness...

THAT'S MY JOB!

 

[charlie,nj]

Wow Zurg ..you really pined the tail on the beaver with this one. No wonder CC dropped the “Webmaster” from her name she’s trying to blend in and infiltrate. How sneaky is that…it’s bad enough their damm coins are all over America.. causing all kinds of havoc on us and our vending machines.

 

[charlie,nj]

Do you know what it is like when you are hungry at work late at night and the only thing to eat is vending? You see a nice bag of chips for .75 US cents. You put your hand in your pocket and what do you pull out…2 US quarters and a dang Canadian one and that's all you have. It is a plot I tell you…starve American workers and then take over.

 

[Zurg]

Yeah Charlie I know what you mean, that little black dress thing was all a trick. She probably is dumping tons of those fake pennies in all the water fountains every time she comes down here, and don't get me started of their quarters, quarter what?

 

[charlie,nj]

Zurg maybe you can keep a lid on the fake pennies in the fountain thingy. I have a big jar that I put all of my fake coins from Canada in. Every once and a while the local mall has a toss a coin in the fountain for charity event.

Yes …I usually take my boys over to the mall with the jar of fake coins..we go up on the second floor balcony … we open up the jar throw them in. We are far enough away that people think we are throwing in the good stuff. All of the people traffic in the mall stops when we start throwing our coins in. They all give us that “isn’t that a great family look”. Little do they know…

Hey one thing whenever I do something like that I go by the name of charlie,pa not charlie,nj .

 

[Charlie Pa]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Hey one thing whenever I do something like that I go by the name of charlie,pa not charlie,nj .

Ha Ha Ha, good idea, I'll try it too.

 

[CathyCanada]

It's only the tip of the iceberg and believe me, we KNOW our icebergs!!

 

[oldkicker]

This has been going on for quite some time, apparently...

 

[damo]

And our leader is Mike Myers, but beware he is in yet another disguise. Jim Carrey is his right hand man. GWB, look out!

 

[madonna31]

And our leader is Mike Myers, but beware he is in yet another disguise. Jim Carey is his right hand man.

Yeah - and were using Natasha Henstridge here to lure all the male 'species' into our Stepford community...

 

[lilboo]

Call in the Mounties!!

Chahley...I, too, am getting a teensy bit tiired of finding Canadian currency in my change purse...

 

[charlie,nj]

This is a true story (not like those stories that Charlie,pa tells). My sons and I took a big jar of coins to our local supermarkets coinstar machine to be counted. That coinstar is a great American invention..what a time saver. Well anyway as we were pouring our coins in the input cage my sons were dancing the happy dance watching the payout amount add up. I promised them that they could split the total.

Just when we were putting in the last few coins from out of the jar..the machine started making horrible noises and the monitor started to blink. Usually the lint, screws, paper clips, Canadian coins, fuzz, slugs, and buttons get automatically sent to the reject bin. Well this time the machine somehow jammed..my sons panicked fearing the machine would wipe out our total and they would be left with nothing.

We tracked down a manager who was nice enough to take a quick look at the machine, he said it must be jammed with a foreign coin. He walked over to the service desk and made an announcement over the store intercom. “Vinny please come to the coinstar machine with the key…looks like it’s another Canadian coin jam”

Vinny came over and opened up the machine..sure enough after sticking his hand in the guts of the machine..he pulled out a Canadian cent. He reset the machine and we were rolling again to the tune of 80 bucks. Vinny showed us the offending coin it was indeed a Canadian cent but this one had a small hole drilled in it. It also had a small metal ring in the hole..it looked like someone was using it for a necklace charm.

Vinny said that he has seen a lot of these lately..it seems that the local pot heads are making charms out of them. They think the leaf pictured on the back of the coin is a cannabis leaf.

Hey at least the American pot heads found a good use for them.

 

[charlie,nj]

See those US pot heads know something that we don’t….check out this piece from www.csmonitor.com ....

Suddenly, America has a brash neighbor up north..
Moves toward decriminalizing marijuana and allowing gay marriage contrast with US ethos.

if ya got it smoke it...

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
Moves toward decriminalizing marijuana

So what are you saying they will be too stoned to take over the world or this explains why they think there beer is palatable?

(don't get me wrong it isn't any worse than any other mass market pilsner, but that doesn't make it good)

 

[charlie,nj]

No Zurg …I was going with a completely different theory...I think half of the American population will start heading up north when pot is legal. (those sneaky Canadians)

Once there I am sure the Canadians will use “Manchurian Candidate” like tactics (and tons of dope) to screw up our fellow Americans minds. Next thing you know the Americans will be acting out scenes from “Reefer Madness”…I can see it now….

“A group of Americans have their lives turned upside down as they get hooked on dope and descend into a world of wild parties, car accidents, ……

Its first effect is sudden violent, uncontrollable laughter, then come dangerous hallucinations,....

And when those Americans light up, they all get evil gleams in their eyes and dance with abandon.”


That dancing with abandon part scares me…..


PS – I would gladly drink a Canadian pilsner if my wife would only let me.

 

[Zurg]

Originally posted by charlie,nj
No Zurg …I was going with a completely different theory...I think half of the American population will start heading up north when pot is legal. (those sneaky Canadians)

Once there I am sure the Canadians will use “Manchurian Candidate” like tactics (and tons of dope) to screw up our fellow Americans minds.

Well that's a plan.

Which half? the half that is already screwed up, that wouldn't make any differance. Now if it was the other half, the half that is too up tight already then we would be getting somewhere. Oh but wait, you think that they would become even more paranoid?

 

[charlie,nj]

I just don't know Zurg..but one thing I do know is that CC has been pretty "happy" lately.

Hey CC... 5 pounds of what?

 

[damo]

CC...happy and awfully hungry.