Best jokes about WDW/DL, Disney characters, or Disney media in general?

[Buzz Rules]

Best jokes about WDW/DL, Disney characters, or Disney media in general?

I love this comedian's jokes about WDW:

 

[jimmymc]

"Take my picture with the construction!"

 

[citruscurtis]

Would parents please cover the eyes of their children.... elephants swimming ahead and not sure if they have their trunks on

 

[tvguy]

Oldie but a goodie.