Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!!

[puggymom]

Mega Maid, she's gone from suck to blow

That's my virgin alarm, it's designed to go off before you do

 

[Trentmom]

Now

Dark Helmet: What the heck am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]

 

[Trentmom]

Self Destruct

Ship's Voice : This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds.
This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
Skroob : Cancellation button? Hurry.
[They all slide down a ladder. They run to the center of the ship.]
Dark Helmet : Where is it? Where is it.
Sandurz: It's gotta be here.
[Sandurz opens a panel to the self-destruct cancellation
button. It has a sign on that says, "Out of Order."]
Sandurz : Out of order?
Dark Helmet : Fudge. Even in the future nothing works.

 

[Trentmom]

 

[Trentmom]

Sorry Disneydad.

I am entertaining myself as all my other threads are dead and I am bored...

 

[Disneydad99]

Guess what?! I promised I would stop by this morning...and I made it over here and started reading, and I'm ALL CAUGHT UP! I read almost every post, too! You have a wonderful family! I love all the pictures!!! Y'all will be arriving the day after we return home. Now I have to go actually post on my own PTR. I have more stories to tell!

I am enjoying your Report also...the little small updates about your Grandma Are

I wish ya'll were staying longer!!!!!.....

& Holy bat Droppings you read the wholr thing...& posted...wow you are my new Hero!!!

Rad dude

Aren't they great? ... DisneyMom is loving the Disney Font!!!

 

[Disneydad99]

Plenty of marbles, huh? We'll just have to see about that.

Okay, I will add the Festival dates to my calendar and I will do my best to stop by this year.

Great photos by the way. But, boy, your son looks steaming mad!

Thank you Ariel...I needed to be reminded that I have Lost my Marbles...because it is not very apparent apparent apparent apparnet...oops I had to hit the reset button there...

Please do stop by it would be a hoot!!!

yep he was p.....ed that DisneyMom was taking a Pic

I was on goofyluvr and Meeksamooska trip report last nite and one of the girls wanted to know what I was distracted with as I didn't post for about 30 mins...I told them a good trip report....

I Posted the link for her!!

Pimpin Sharky at it again

Your welcome...

10 disney dollars will be enough for this one....

only 10 Disney Dollars....Last time I had to promise to wash your Pimp Mobile...BTW don't you love the Pimp outfit below

Sharky the Best Pimp Queen Around!!!​

I tried the font link and it all came up in German I did find it by googling WDW font though

Oh yeah I Forgot to tell you that I spoke German...

He liebe Disney Jo ich die Tatsache, die Sie auf meinem Faden! !!! aufstellen!

Thank You Blossom!!!!

And guess what I found when I sat down to look at DIS today............. In the window beside the Google search symbol is "disney snow globes"!

And What's the Prob I had to go Look!!!!!!

& I only ordered 3...no big deal!!!

Yes, we have many, many marbles rolling around the house (and quite a few in the garden), but what DisneyDad didn't say is that they are all marbles he has lost!

Yes I lost 3 from our Chinese Checker set last year & I lost 4 from our Waa Hoo Game & I lost an annual Marble 3 yrs ago ...But I got it replaced>>>Geesh all of them were not my Fault My fault my Fault My FauLt...dang reset button!!!!!

 

[Disneydad99]

I bet you were singing along as you read the words...

I got the message

That is why I am here........

Yes I was... What of it!!!

& Are you getting the message I just sent!!!!

When I read that countdown, for some reason that made me think of that movies Spaceball..I think there is a similar line in there...I love that movie..

You are very welcome...

So, how are you at Disney? Are you one of the people who tour commando style??

Yes no Underwear Here...ok that would have been funny had 18 other people already commented on it...

But No I kinda of take it easy in the Parks with DisneyMoms Handicap it's kind of hard to go Commando....But we used to go from morning to Night without stopping...Those were the Days

I knew I got along with him for a reason...How could anyone not like Spaceballs??

I am with you on the parades, shows and fireworks...DH the same way....except his reasoning, is as far as firworks and nightime parade, he doesnt't want to get stuck in the long lines afterwards.....

We need to leave the men home and go together.....all the show, parades and fireworks we want...

Or, they could go, as I konw they would probab;y whine and cry...

Just let them go be men together........scary..

After I wrote going commando, I was waiting for DD to comment on that....

I just did & I see that I am being left out of a trip...& who is going to pay for this trip Your Majesty's...huh who....oh yeah I forgot....yes maam I will do what you say!!!!

Ok, so what does going commando mean? (besides no underwear) I have heard it before on the dis but I know that's not what it means in this situation.

See Below & or above for the Answer But those of us who are truly Disney Fanatics....We Go Commando....Commando Style for the extra Points

It means opening the park and going full force, hitting all the rides, shows, etc...no breaks...except for eating and closing the park you started in....

Yeah Yeah we all know by Now....oh I am sorry your majesty I mean Thanks for the Expanation

 

[Disneydad99]

DisneyDad and DS(11) also love Spaceballs!!!!!!!!!!

Yes We Do I Have the Movie on VHS yes it's that old

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

I thought "commando style" meant going without underwear??!!

Yes Honey that is what it means & yes you are supposed to do it at Disney>>>>

No, really... I make DisneyDad wait around to get autographs and ride kiddie rides when he would much rather be riding SM and the like ...and I like eating at new places, so I won't always let him eat at Cosmic Ray's ...and I can't walk as fast as he can (I have short legs and had a bad wreck in 2000) ...and my bad leg wears out a lot faster than anyone else's ...and I always want to see the light show/fireworks/parade when he would rather be riding the rides because the lines are shorter during the shows ...and I won't ride the same ride over and over and over (a couple of times is usually my limit)

OMG I am already not looking Fwd to this part of our Trip....I mean Yes Dear I love to do this also

I knew I got along with him for a reason...How could anyone not like Spaceballs??

Dark Helmet: My brains are going into my feet!

This Happens to Me alot!!!!

OOH Spaceballs, I love that movie (or any mel Brook's movie). So many great lines

I'm a mog, half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend

Ohhh, your helmut is so big


Love this movie!!!!!

Radar
Radar Operator: I'm having trouble with the radar sir..
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Radar Operator: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz: The what?, the what?, and the what?
Radar Operator: You know.. The bleeps..... The sweeps.... and the creeps.
Dark Helmet: That's not all he's lost.
Radar Operator: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be ... Jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed. ... Raspberry.
Dark Helmet: There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.
Dark Helmet: LONE STAR...

Family Reunion
Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.

Going to have to keep at this until Disneydad gets his coolie back on here and posts some more..

Your readers are waiting

Yeh Yeh It's a great Movie & are we going to get Back to my report soon????


Oh here I am...but I still have some more replys...

 

[Disneydad99]

Yes those Marbles!!!!

 

[Disneydad99]

Mega Maid, she's gone from suck to blow

That's my virgin alarm, it's designed to go off before you do

Now

Dark Helmet: What the heck am I looking at?... When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, You're looking at now sir...Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet:When.
Colonel Sandurz:Just now... We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then?
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz:I can't
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon!
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Technician: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Technician: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Technician: It's the moon of Vega
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival
Dark Helmet: When?
Technician: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: WHO?!?!
[Face mask falls in front of face]

Self Destruct

Ship's Voice : This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds.
This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
Skroob : Cancellation button? Hurry.
[They all slide down a ladder. They run to the center of the ship.]
Dark Helmet : Where is it? Where is it.
Sandurz: It's gotta be here.
[Sandurz opens a panel to the self-destruct cancellation
button. It has a sign on that says, "Out of Order."]
Sandurz : Out of order?
Dark Helmet : Fudge. Even in the future nothing works.

Sorry Disneydad.

I am entertaining myself as all my other threads are dead and I am bored...

Ok Now we can get back to the Report....

ok I give...


Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?


[Playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!

 

[Trentmom]

What's up Disneydad??

Sorry for going way OT from your trip report...

But, admit it you loved the space ball sayings.....


I love the scene with the dolls....hilarious


I knew those marbles were yours...so big and shiny....


Yes, you will be footing the bill for our shows/fireworks/parades trip....Please and Thank You....

I slay myself.....

Oh yeah, one more thing....Pimp attire is great, but I am much cuter and very modest.....


Okay....back to your report:

What's next??

 

[Disneydad99]

What's up Disneydad??

Sorry for going way OT from your trip report...

But, admit it you loved the space ball sayings.....


I love the scene with the dolls....hilarious

Yes.... I love Space Balls...Did that sound Wrong to anyone else???

I knew those marbles were yours...so big and shiny....

Thank You!!!...I like Big & Shiny Balls....did that just sound wrong to anyone else???

Yes, you will be footing the bill for our shows/fireworks/parades trip....Please and Thank You....

I got Disney Dollars will You & DisneyMom dance for Dollar tips???

I slay myself.....

Oh yeah, one more thing....Pimp attire is great, but I am much cuter and very modest.....

I Know you are much cuter than that Pic & much more Modest!!!

Okay....back to your report:

What's next??

Ok so next up is 2 more posts after this one so we can get to the Next page before I post My Update!!!!!

 

[Trentmom]

Yes.... I love Space Balls...Did that sound Wrong to anyone else???



Thank You!!!...I like Big & Shiny Balls....did that just sound wrong to anyone else???



I got Disney Dollars will You & DisneyMom dance for Dollar tips???



I Know you are much cuter than that Pic & much more Modest!!!



Ok so next up is 2 more posts after this one so we can get to the Next page before I post My Update!!!!!

OMG...You are cracking me up.....

You and my hubby can take me and disneymom to see Bob Jackson and we will get up on stage as he jams on the piano and do the rockettes dance for you guys...will that work??

 

[Trentmom]

Please take us during the holidays, so we can wear our cute Christmas attire:

I hope that is okay with you, Disneymom....

 

[Trentmom]

Trying to get you over to next page as I need to see what is next before you go and get some beauty rest

 

[Trentmom]

Okay, Done.....

 

[Trentmom]

I see your light out....tsk..tsk....

 

[Disneydad99]

Chapter 16: More Non-Sense From The Evil One

Thought I would take this time to post a Mini-Trip Report from DisneyMoms & My trip To Manhattan (No Nebo Not that Manhattan) Last year...


This is going to be a picture Update with comments....I hope ya'll Likey!!!!!


1st of all a repeat ...Ya'll remember this pic from a couple of pages Back...Well The Company That Disneydad works for has an annual Awards Banquet where we invite the top Producers from all over the Country to come & celebrate their success...this is Me & Mom at the Banquet

Disneydad & Hairy Dawg on their way to the airport...well we were dropping the Dawg of 1st...

this is the view of Central Park from our Room...yes DisneyMom takes lots of pictures ... but don't worry I am only going to post half tonight..as Photobucket said I could not copy but 500 pics at a time...so get ready for the first 500...

These are the Tickets we were given by the Main Company that we Represent UA...

1st Night Dinner...It was awesome there were 6 serving stations set up from all over the world...disneydad is gaining weight thinking about that Night...

the 1st pic is of My Boss...No Really..He is the President of our Company (His Dad was the Founder)..nest is Me with one of our top producers...& the Last is obvious...

This next Pic is from the aqwards banquet itself I hope it shows up well ...Cirque De Sol le preformed for us...

The next one is us awarding the Top producer for the Year...

This next few Pics require a bit of set up & a story...1st of all we were having a great time that Night ..We had just been to a Broadway Show (Disneydad had never been to one before...did you Know the sell Alcohol at a Broadway show?)...& it was Hilarious.. as we left the Gentlmaqn & his wife who is pictured above & DisnyMom & I decided to Ride a Bicycle Carriage to The Russian Vodka Room (the ad I read online for this place described it as very authentic & really Russian Run)

We get to the Russian Vodka Room & it was packed...I mean busting at the Seems Packed...We were the only non Russian peoples in there!!!...we walked in & tryed to work our way towards the Bar...we ended up in the back of the Bar as The Ladies had to go #1

as they were in the Restroom I attempted to order some drinks (...did I say it was crowded..let me esplain there were about 35 seats at the bar & a back room that held 25 or so sit down chairs & it was the Cigar Room...there were at least 100...yes I said it A Hundred people standing up!!!) I really wanted to try A shot or two of there homemade Russian infused Vodka's...

& I had already had a couple of glasses of wine at the Play....so I was going to have me some Vodka...No Matter What...yes I know I am very OCD...well I did not succeed at first..& I say when you at first dan't succeed try try ...oh crap youo start to Beg....

anyway about this time the Girls come out & are like we ain't standin no mo!!!

Thankfully Disneydad Was finally Recognized & the Manager..I guess he seemed to be authoritative...I don't know I barely understood what he said... asked us what we would like..I said I guess we would like to order some Vodka & maybe try the Russian Quizzene...He said YOU LIKE SIT DOWN..Hey it was loud & so was he!!!

I said yes but it doesn't look like there is much Hope for that...he said Follow me...so we did... he walked around to the middle of the Bar..have I said that the Bar was Huge & in a Semi circle...He leaned over & spoke to 4 gentlemen sitting at the bar & next thing I know we are sitting down & they have Moved to standing up & liking it!!!...

At thsi point I should Probably point out that we were there for the next 3 hours drinking eating & toasting Russian Ways....I mean 3 solid hours of shooting Vodka shots the Guy with us ...we will call him Anthony as thats his name & I were shooting vodka shots the girls were drinking wine I think...

well we had $275.00 before tip worth of vodka at $15.00 per 4oz container...you add it up...it was a lot!!!!!...the last thing I remember was having this picture taken ...as apparently right after that I raised my shot glass & a the top of my lungs Yelled...To The Mother Country...it got real quite for a second & then the Whole Bar full of Comrades started whopping & yelling & hold up their Glasses & saying in unison...To the Mother Country!!!...Well needless to say that was a night to remember...Anthony kept saying this Company is Great they sent me to New York all expenses Paid & are paying for everything over & over again!!!...Now we did make it back to the Hotel & Disneydad led the group back As I was the only one that new how to get back....Now I remember none of the part after the picture ...I do Remember doing the toast..but thats it!!!!! But DisneyMom the Next day tells me what happened & she swears that she had no Idea I had blacked out...she says I paid the ck then we left I guided everyone back...not in a straight line mind you...went to the room changed clothes Kissed her goodnight & laid down & read some in my book (BTW I had to go back the next day and re-read what I read) anyway I hope ya'll enjoyed that story heres the Pic

& 2 more for good Measure...yes I know those are Bulls Balls (oh crud I am going to get points for that one!!!)

Hey it is supposed to bring you wealth in the next year!!! & it worked we are going on 3 trips to WDW!!!! :woohoo​

:

Ok Campers I must sign off now as it has taken me 1hr to type this Holy Cow...

Up Next Chapter 17: Funny Stories from past Disney Trips...

 

[Disneydad99]

Trying to get you over to next page as I need to see what is next before you go and get some beauty rest

Okay, Done.....

I see your light out....tsk..tsk....

I don't Know Why it showed my light out I was typing the whole time!!!