Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 pg 1010 post 15150!!! Part 2

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Sarah's on top!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

You go girl:woohoo:
Woo hoo! You're on top!:yay: :yay:

You know, I don't even want to tell you the story my crazy coworker told me about her freak "trimming" accident and where she was bleeding from the other day. That woman shares so much "TMI" info.:rotfl:

Would ask, but mods would shut us down for sure:lmao:

Hey, while you're doing the "mean mom" stuff, wanna come make my kids brush their teeth and get in bed? They won't listen to me.

Put them on the phone, they won't like my mean voice:rotfl2:

Now I want to know what he did!




Yikes! Oops! That is one accident I am happy to report has never happened to me! :thumbsup2


Oka, can't say it all here, as I might get in trouble.

he completely potty trained...minus sleepng as he too sounds of a sleeper to wake up yet.

So, he is n the bedroom watching cartoon and he runs out here telling me he all wet.

HE had recenlty gotten the privelege of having a cup with lid of water in the bedroom.

So, I Figured he just spilled it.,

He didn't and now my window sill is wet...


do you get it??

Never did this before and he was in big trouble:headache:
 
Well I've seen you and you're cute so..... :rolleyes1
:lmao: Well, I try...:rotfl:
Idon't even see your nanner!
You know, I could so run with this statement, but I won't.:rotfl:
You go girl:woohoo:


Would ask, but mods would shut us down for sure:lmao:



Put them on the phone, they won't like my mean voice:rotfl2:


Got one to do it, now I'm working on the other one...Ut oh you sound scary!!

Oka, can't say it all here, as I might get in trouble.

he completely potty trained...minus sleepng as he too sounds of a sleeper to wake up yet.

So, he is n the bedroom watching cartoon and he runs out here telling me he all wet.

HE had recenlty gotten the privelege of having a cup with lid of water in the bedroom.

So, I Figured he just spilled it.,

He didn't and now my window sill is wet...


do you get it??

Never did this before and he was in big trouble:headache:

Did he at least try to open the window first? I caught my boys doing that before.:rotfl:
 
:lmao: Well, I try...:rotfl:

You know, I could so run with this statement, but I won't.:rotfl:


Did he at least try to open the window first? I caught my boys doing that before.:rotfl:

Now I get why the window sill was wet! See, I've got girls! These things are so out of my league!
 
So do I, and its always right there on the back of the ankle where it NEVER stops bleeding.

You know what really sucks is when you cut your armpit shaving. OWWWCCCHHH!!! Or am I the only freakazoid that does that? :rotfl:

I think so, lol, I never did that!
 
Woo hoo! You're on top!:yay: :yay:

You know, I don't even want to tell you the story my crazy coworker told me about her freak "trimming" accident and where she was bleeding from the other day. That woman shares so much "TMI" info.:rotfl:

Oh no! I think I can guess but am not going there! TMI is right, poor thing, lol.
 
Oh no! I think I can guess but am not going there! TMI is right, poor thing, lol.

I don't feel bad for her. She kind of, how can I say nicely, "gets around." So its probably pretty easy for her to be snipping things that most of us normally wouldn't...:eek:
 
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