Bears at the Bears... who went to the 1pm show?

[colaboy29]

Bears can be scary sometimes...roar!

 

[wallyb]

Bears can be scary sometimes...roar!

Here's a Bear in a red T

What's so terrifying?

 

[MariDisney]

Can someone tell me who "the bears" are? I'm so clueless.

 

[wallyb]

Can someone tell me who "the bears" are? I'm so clueless.

Well ... There's 3 of them.

They live peacefully in the woods.

There this one little hooligan girl -
who's fond of breaking and entering.

I believe they're pressing charges this time.

 

[MariDisney]

Well ... There's 3 of them.

They live peacefully in the woods.

There this one little hooligan girl -
who's fond of breaking and entering.

I believe they're pressing charges this time.

That clears it up.

 

[colaboy29]

UrbanDictionary.com has several definitions:

The longest reads:

bear

The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large.

But the short-and-sweet definition is this one:

bear

A chubby homosexual with a lot of body hair.

That should be enough to fill in the blanks for the GayDays "Bear" show.

 

[MariDisney]

UrbanDictionary.com has several definitions:

The longest reads:



But the short-and-sweet definition is this one:



That should be enough to fill in the blanks for the GayDays "Bear" show.

Got it!! My DH would totally qualify, except he's straight. Thanks!

 

[colaboy29]

Sure anytime! If anything, bears are friendly! Then again I think I'm classified more as an "Otter".

 

[wallyb]

Now explain the wolverines and the badgers.

 

[zeitzeuge]

Bears can be scary sometimes...roar!

Oh come on, we don't bite.

Now not all bears are considered to be hairy or chubbish. Some of us are more svelt and some cubs are even hairless (the horror!). Then there's the chasers, the otters, the wolves.

 

[wallyb]

Oh come on, we don't bite.

Now not all bears are considered to be hairy or chubbish. Some of us are more svelt and some cubs are even hairless (the horror!). Then there's the chasers, the otters, the wolves.

And there's Snow White and all
the other little woodland animals too!

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Way to bring it right back around to Disney Wally! Good Job!

 

[Gypsybear]

Way to bring it right back around to Disney Wally! Good Job!

Oh no.....don't encourage him with praise....

 

[wallyb]

Oh no.....don't encourage him with praise....

No matter - I function equally as well on scorn and ridicule.

 

[wallyb]

second verse - same as the first.

 

[colaboy29]

ECHO....Echo...echo...

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

No matter - I function equally as well on scorn and ridicule.

I would NEVER ridicule you!

At least not for the next five minutes...

 

[Sphyrna]

Sure anytime! If anything, bears are friendly! Then again I think I'm classified more as an "Otter".

Oohh, I like otters!

 

[SFBayDon]

I so wish I could have been there......they took the bears out of Disneyland so now they just hang out at the bear restaurant.

 

[zeitzeuge]

Yeah no more CJB, but we DO have Pooh!

Ok, that made me giggle. I'm five years old

But hold up, there's a Bear Restaurant???!!! Don't hold out on me.