If you have a weak stomach please do not look at the pictures on this post. There are much more horrible then WillyJs picture on the meet the DIS team page.
Since I last posted I have been investigating the movement of the similes very closely. (just like OJ is investigating his wifes killers) They have become a real threat; they are reproducing faster then rabbits.
They have made the transition from clip art to real life. (I think I would like to go the other way) They are slowly taking over the ball pits of America. One by one replacing the real yellow, red, blue, and green balls with themselves. Yes it sounds like something out of an old sci-fi movie
BUT THIS IS NOT A MOVIE! It is really happening
first it was Mc Donalds, then Chucky Cheese
next stop
. YOUR backyard?
The STSO (Stop The Smilies Organization) tried to warn parents about the ball pit situation through emails and internet postings. But we were stopped dead in our tracks..the smilies were able to spread the word via their inside friends at snoops...com that the warnings were a joke..a spoof.
I remember DISers treating the warnings as a big joke right here on the DIS. We might be to blame for the mix-up
we didnt want to alarm parents about the smilies for fear of mass panic. So we said just to watch out for snakes and hypodermic needles in the ball pits
rather than the smilies themselves. We should have used stronger words!
Well now it is time to show the horrible pictures
please pray for these lost children.
The half eaten body of little Jenny. DAM THOSE SMILIES!
Jane and Nick..its too late for Jane but it looks like Nick is trying to escape. GO NICK GO!
Two unidentified children being eaten ..the horror!
A red smilie latches onto little Joeys face
as Sue cries for her mommy.