PRINCESS Ariel34
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Subject: Fw: Barbie joke
Ralph was on his way home from work one night when, to his horror, he
suddenly realized that he'd completely forgotten his daughter's
birthday.
He rushed to the toy store and asked the manager, "How much is the
Barbie in the window?"
"Which one?" the manager replied. "We have Workout Barbie for $19.95,
Malibu Barbie for $19.95, Soccer Barbie is $19.95, Cinderella Barbie
$19.95, Retro '70s Barbie $19.95, and Divorced Barbie is $375."
"Hold on," Ralph said. "Why is Divorced Barbie $375 when all the
other Barbies are only $19.95?"
"Well," said the store manager, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car,
Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture..."
Ralph was on his way home from work one night when, to his horror, he
suddenly realized that he'd completely forgotten his daughter's
birthday.
He rushed to the toy store and asked the manager, "How much is the
Barbie in the window?"
"Which one?" the manager replied. "We have Workout Barbie for $19.95,
Malibu Barbie for $19.95, Soccer Barbie is $19.95, Cinderella Barbie
$19.95, Retro '70s Barbie $19.95, and Divorced Barbie is $375."
"Hold on," Ralph said. "Why is Divorced Barbie $375 when all the
other Barbies are only $19.95?"
"Well," said the store manager, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car,
Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture..."
