August 20, 2005 - L.A. to Port Canaveral - Eastbound Repo Cruise - The SHIP OF FOOLS Part 2

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Bmwdsny said:
Ok Sisters!! I put together the courses for the Looneyhoods. As you can see there are 14 classes, one for each day for the Repo Cruise. You more than welcome to teach any of those classes. Please PM me and i will put the appropiate sisters names as well as any added suggestion for the course. ...


SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT :

THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS ON DISNEY CRUISE LINES REPO CRUISE


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED.
YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Sisters teachers to be determined.

Class 1:
8/20/05 The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Discussion at Men's Bathroom on Deck 3 Aft. After Drill. Free toilet paper to bring back to your staterooms. Class conducted by Sisterhood, Estelle. (ehtpnt)

Class 2:
8/21/05 Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.Online Classes and role-playing. Meet at Coves Internet Cafe and then will end at Flounders and Kid's Clubs. Have your wives pick you up
at appropriate Kids Club depending on ages of your children. Class conducted by the Fearless leader, Melinda.

Class 3:
8/22/05 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation, Excerises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Bring your wives or Sign. other with you. Meet at port at Cabo San Lucas at 9 am and will tour at the local shopping center. Wear comfortable shoes since this will be an all day shopping day and strongly suggested: Brings Lots of Cash. Sister to be determined.

Class 4:
8/23/05 How To Fill Up Ice Cubes Trays, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meet at Studio Sea at 11:00 AM. DCL head of Room Service will be present. Free Ice Cubes in assorted sizes to bring back to your stateroom. Sister to be determined.

Class 5:
8/24/05 Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Meet at Studio Sea, Ask your wives for directions if necessary to the meet. Round Table discussions and then on to Port Acupulco and practice. No Spanish speaking necessary. Class conducted by the sisterhood, Denise (Denise W)

Class 6:
8/25/05 Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub?? Group Practice
Meet at 8 Am at various staterooms. WARNING: strongly suggest not to get intoxicated at Acapulco overnight otherwise, it will only be harder for yourselves.
Sister to be determined.

Class 7:
8/26/05 Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Meet at laundry room at Deck 6. Bring your soiled clothes please. Will do laundry afterwards. (All Sisters report to the meet)

Class 8:
8/27/05 Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Will meet at Kitchen Galley after dinner at main and late dining rotation. Please bring your soiled dishes after you eat. Head of Houskeeping will demonstate. Sister to be determined.


Class 9:
8/28/05 Loss of Identity- Losing the Remote to your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Group. Meet at Private Aft Deck 7. BONUS: Will have view of panama Canal while discussing. Sister to be determined.

Class 10:
8/29/05 Learning How to Find Things- Starting with looking in the right places instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum, Will visit each parciptant staterooms.Sister to be determined.

Class 11:
8/30/05 Is it Genetically Impossible to sit quietly while She Parallel Parks?? Meet at Curacao Rental Car Agency. Wives/girlfriends/female comp. are invited. Sister to be determined.


Class 12:
8/31/05 The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Please meet at Kitchen Galley. Food to bring back to stateroom for your family to enjoy..no guarantees goodness of food though. Sister to be determined.


Class 13:
9/1/05 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remebering Birthdays, and Anniversaries. Cerebral Shock Therapy Session and Full lobotomies. Afterwards, we will have Dinner at Palo's to make up for forgotten special times for your significant other. Sister to be determined.


Class 14:
9/2/05 Health Watch - Bringing her Flowers is not Harmful to your Health. Graphics and Audio tapes. Meet at Serenity Bay at Castaway Cay.
BONUS: The one who brings the most flowers will have a couple's message at the bungalow. Sister to be determined.


Upon Completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

THE FEARLESS LEADER..

Melinda, Thank you for this public service. In my never ending quest to be a better husband, I look forward to attending all these sessions. I have been pondering your list and have come up with a few discussion items I would like to see addressed in the classes. In order for the instructors to have time to prepare, here are my discussion items in advance.

Class 1. Why should men ever have to do this? We are minimal users of TP. We need it far fewer times than women and use far less when we do need it. (Related Topic - Class 7 below)

Class 2. Just a comment. I should be exempt from this class. Mary says I act like a child already.

Class 3. Is there a Home Depot in Cabo San Lucas? Recommend that for class location.

Class 4. This class is outdated! Need a man to lead it and discuss the proper technique for kicking spilled ice cubes from the ice maker under the refrigerator. I volunteer to lead this one!

Class 5. Real men are never lost. Of course we won't need Spanish-We'll be able to get back to the ship without directions!

Class 6. Of course, its possible. But why try? Since this is a day at sea and the ship will be rocking, 1 out of 4 should be a passing score. (I did type passing, didn't I?)

Class 7. See Class 1 discussion. Related discussion for this class-Do Tighty Whiteys with skid marks go in the light or dark hamper?

Class 8. Since men invented the automatic dish washer, is it too much to ask the women to load/unload it?

Class 9. Will we have to move to see the Panama Canal, or can we just sit there? Will it be on Tivo, so we can watch replays?

Class 10. If we never put things away in the right place, what good does it do to start looking for them in the right place?

Class 11. Real question here is "Is it genetically impossible for her to parallel park?"

Class 12. Discussion item- "The exploding microwave- How long do you have to wait before you can peel off the dried mess inside?"

Class 13. What are wives for?

Class 14. How do I overcome the fear that if I bring flowers, she will assume I am up to something?

Looking forward to some fruitful discussions!
 
You are funny Bob...I knew you would have repsonded to this...or Mark, but he is having too much fun!!

Ok Bob, we will be happy to have these discussion in class. I am sure a sister will allow you to demonstrate the ice cubes presentation, that is if you behave.



hafta go again, gotta go out...
 
Bmwdsny [COLOR=Blue said:
SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT :

THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS ON DISNEY CRUISE LINES REPO CRUISE[/COLOR]

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED.
YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Sisters teachers to be determined.


Class 3:
8/22/05 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation, Excerises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Bring your wives or Sign. other with you. Meet at port at Cabo San Lucas at 9 am and will tour at the local shopping center. Wear comfortable shoes since this will be an all day shopping day and strongly suggested: Brings Lots of Cash. Sister to be determined.

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THE FEARLESS LEADER...

Great topics, Melinda! I volunteer to teach Class #3; Martin usually names "shopping" as one of the things I do best! He's very well trained now, and can actually out-shop me on occasion while we're on vacation ...

Arlene
 

Hello fellow fools. Wish you were all here!!

Genzie, finally got some great weather. Warm and sunny. Your dad is having a great time. He's eating like his butts on strike, but with the turbo flush toilets, no worrys!! Kids are gone as usual, DD made 4 friends and we haven't seen her and DS is now a member of the staff at the clubs. He's there from opening to close!! Sandy and I went to 60's night at Rockin' Bar D and Sandy did the fools proud (a wild night of drinking and partying). She's now doing her womenly duties, 'laundry'. I knew there was areason for bringing her. Did I mention that WalMart shoes SUCK!! My feet have so much tape and bandaids on them I need a larger size shoe!! Sandy doesn't complain that much, I think she realizes it's her fault.

Marsha, did you get Sandy's message on your phone?? What prefix did I give you on the phone? 631 or 516 ? It's 516 !!

Mark
 
mark & sandra said:
Hello fellow fools. Wish you were all here!!

Genzie, finally got some great weather. Warm and sunny. Your dad is having a great time. He's eating like his butts on strike, but with the turbo flush toilets, no worrys!! Kids are gone as usual, DD made 4 friends and we haven't seen her and DS is now a member of the staff at the clubs. He's there from opening to close!! Sandy and I went to 60's night at Rockin' Bar D and Sandy did the fools proud (a wild night of drinking and partying). She's now doing her womenly duties, 'laundry'. I knew there was areason for bringing her. Did I mention that WalMart shoes SUCK!! My feet have so much tape and bandaids on them I need a larger size shoe!! Sandy doesn't complain that much, I think she realizes it's her fault.

Marsha, did you get Sandy's message on your phone?? What prefix did I give you on the phone? 631 or 516 ? It's 516 !!

Mark

Yes. I got her message! And yes, you gave me 631. No matter! I think you should stop posting and go out and get some sun.
 
I would like to offer my services to teach class #12!

As an added bonus ~ I will show the Looneyhood how to utilize the oven for Self Destruction!LOL

Of course this will be after they have prepared their meals for their families! If you are paged during/after this session, please come to the galley to pick up your meal and what is left of your Looneyhood!

Scratch
 
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I already have the materials prepared. It is part of my program "The Whole House is NOT Your Hamper". I also suggest that we conduct an additional class for the kids, since they do it because the dads do, and then the dads will keep doing it because the kids do...

I will also add, at no additional cost, for both the males and children attending the class, the following add on:

"Excuse me, but those chocolates on the bed are not just for you!!!!"

On our last cruise we thought we didn't get any from our stateroom attendant, until we talked to him and found out the kids had been bogarting them all!!!

By the way, good news, I moved back to my own home this weekend, and have made it through one week of radiation!!! I am feeling so much better mentally that the physical part is becoming easy to deal with. Bad news is that I have to go get my follow up mammograms today.... :faint: :scared:

Type at all of you FABULOUS folks later!!!

Laura
 
Ok..talked to Disney today....the excursions are already, they are just having troubpe putting them on the site. It will be anyday now! She even checked with a supervisor for me! She read them all to me. I must say...they all sound so fun! Everything from Cliff diving...a rapids adventure...horseback riding, dolphin swims, water parks, beaches, ostridge farm (sorry for the spelling), caves....hmmmm I think i'm missing some too. When I remember them, I will post more!

They said a week tops for the excursions to show!

Have a great day,

Travis
 
Can someone varify for me, that May 23, 2005 is our 90 day mark for booking excursions?

Thanks!

DD doesn't want to miss out on the Deep Sea Fishing in Cabo!

Do you think they would have Ostrich Racing? That would something different!LOL

Scratch
 
Laura, Janet and Arlene, you got the position.

We still have openings for Class #4,6,8,9,10,13,and 14. C'mon Sisters, the MEN needs you!!

Also, please take note of Bob's(Izzi) concerns below about these courses.It may be worthwhile to discuss those topics on a very slow paced since they will have trouble understanding the real reasons for taking these courses in the first place. Remember, Sisterhoods, our goal is to teach, and get them to passed and i know it won't be easy, but it will be worthwhile at the end. These guys will appreciate us even more by the end of the cruise!! WE CAN DO IT SISTERHOOD!!! :grouphug: :cool1:



SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT :

THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS ON DISNEY CRUISE LINES REPO CRUISE


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED.
YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Sisters teachers to be determined.

Class 1:
8/20/05 The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Discussion at Men's Bathroom on Deck 3 Aft. After Drill. Free toilet paper to bring back to your staterooms. Class conducted by Sisterhood, Estelle. (ehtpnt)

Class 2:
8/21/05 Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.Online Classes and role-playing. Meet at Coves Internet Cafe and then will end at Flounders and Kid's Clubs. Have your wives pick you up
at appropriate Kids Club depending on ages of your children. Class conducted by the Fearless leader, Melinda.

Class 3:
8/22/05 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation, Excerises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Bring your wives or Sign. other with you. Meet at port at Cabo San Lucas at 9 am and will tour at the local shopping center. Wear comfortable shoes since this will be an all day shopping day and strongly suggested: Brings Lots of Cash. Class conducted by Arlene. (mississaugamom)

Class 4:
8/23/05 How To Fill Up Ice Cubes Trays, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meet at Studio Sea at 11:00 AM. DCL head of Room Service will be present. Free Ice Cubes in assorted sizes to bring back to your stateroom. Sister to be determined.

Class 5:
8/24/05 Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Meet at Studio Sea, Ask your wives for directions if necessary to the meet. Round Table discussions and then on to Port Acupulco and practice. No Spanish speaking necessary. Class conducted by the sisterhood, Denise (Denise W)

Class 6:
8/25/05 Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub?? Group Practice
Meet at 8 Am at various staterooms. WARNING: strongly suggest not to get intoxicated at Acapulco overnight otherwise, it will only be harder for yourselves.
Sister to be determined.

Class 7:
8/26/05 Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Meet at laundry room at Deck 6. Bring your soiled clothes please. Will do laundry afterwards. Added Bonis**Fathers, Please bring your children to the meet as we will discuss the topic of "Excuse me, but those chocolates on the bed are not just for you!!!!"
(All Sisters report to this meet) Class conducted by Laura. (AuntyBrat)

Class 8:
8/27/05 Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Will meet at Kitchen Galley after dinner at main and late dining rotation. Please bring your soiled dishes after you eat. Head of Houskeeping will demonstate. Sister to be determined.


Class 9:
8/28/05 Loss of Identity- Losing the Remote to your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Group. Meet at Private Aft Deck 7. BONUS: Will have view of panama Canal while discussing. Sister to be determined.

Class 10:
8/29/05 Learning How to Find Things- Starting with looking in the right places instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum, Will visit each parciptant staterooms. Class conducted by Amanda (gassmandy)

Class 11:
8/30/05 Is it Genetically Impossible to sit quietly while She Parallel Parks?? Meet at Curacao Rental Car Agency. Wives/girlfriends/female comp. are invited. Class conducted by Eileen (EileenAmI)

Class 12:
8/31/05 The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Please meet at Kitchen Galley. Food to bring back to stateroom for your family to enjoy..no guarantees goodness of food though. Class conducted by Janet. (Scratch42)


Class 13:
9/1/05 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remebering Birthdays, and Anniversaries. Cerebral Shock Therapy Session and Full lobotomies. Afterwards, we will have Dinner at Palo's to make up for forgotten special times for your significant other. Sister to be determined.


Class 14:
9/2/05 Health Watch - Bringing her Flowers is not Harmful to your Health. Graphics and Audio tapes. Meet at Serenity Bay at Castaway Cay.
BONUS: The one who brings the most flowers will have a couple's message at the bungalow. Sister to be determined.


Upon Completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

THE FEARLESS LEADER...

izzinmac said:
Melinda, Thank you for this public service. In my never ending quest to be a better husband, I look forward to attending all these sessions. I have been pondering your list and have come up with a few discussion items I would like to see addressed in the classes. In order for the instructors to have time to prepare, here are my discussion items in advance.

Class 1. Why should men ever have to do this? We are minimal users of TP. We need it far fewer times than women and use far less when we do need it. (Related Topic - Class 7 below)

Class 2. Just a comment. I should be exempt from this class. Mary says I act like a child already.

Class 3. Is there a Home Depot in Cabo San Lucas? Recommend that for class location.

Class 4. This class is outdated! Need a man to lead it and discuss the proper technique for kicking spilled ice cubes from the ice maker under the refrigerator. I volunteer to lead this one!

Class 5. Real men are never lost. Of course we won't need Spanish-We'll be able to get back to the ship without directions!

Class 6. Of course, its possible. But why try? Since this is a day at sea and the ship will be rocking, 1 out of 4 should be a passing score. (I did type passing, didn't I?)

Class 7. See Class 1 discussion. Related discussion for this class-Do Tighty Whiteys with skid marks go in the light or dark hamper?

Class 8. Since men invented the automatic dish washer, is it too much to ask the women to load/unload it?

Class 9. Will we have to move to see the Panama Canal, or can we just sit there? Will it be on Tivo, so we can watch replays?

Class 10. If we never put things away in the right place, what good does it do to start looking for them in the right place?

Class 11. Real question here is "Is it genetically impossible for her to parallel park?"

Class 12. Discussion item- "The exploding microwave- How long do you have to wait before you can peel off the dried mess inside?"

Class 13. What are wives for?

Class 14. How do I overcome the fear that if I bring flowers, she will assume I am up to something?

Looking forward to some fruitful discussions!
 
Scratch42 said:
Do you think they would have Ostrich Racing? That would something different!LOL

Scratch

Yeah, maybe they can race against the looneyhoods!! We can do a Bet!!!! That would be such a sight to see! :laughing:
gotta feeling the ostrichs will win!!
 
Can someone please tell me how I will be able to book ressies for the various shore excursions. Will someone be contacting me when they begin to list offerings, and do I need to pay the trip in full before I am able to book?
Thanks,
Carla :confused3
 
It is my understanding that in order to book at 90 days out, you must be paid in full. If not, you have to wait till 60 days and then you have to pay in full anyway. No one will contact you, you need to do it either throught the DCL website or your TA (I think)
 
I was thinking a race between the SisterHood and the LooneyHood!

Of course the SisterHood would win but what a site that would be!LOL

Scratch
 
jazz,
Don't you have to takea bath????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You are annoying me!!!
 
mostyn17 said:
Ok..talked to Disney today....the excursions are already, they are just having troubpe putting them on the site. It will be anyday now!

They said a week tops for the excursions to show!

Travis

Thanks for the update on the excursion info, Travis. Can't wait to start planning them out!
 
izzinmac said:
Back off, Jazz!!!! We sure don't want to annoy Melinda!!!

Yeah Jazz!!!!
Thats Bob, Mark and my hobby. Then again as a founding member of J.G.E. I guess you can join in :)
Not that it is too difficult. Melinda's Bob emailed me last week about crashing on our balcony for a few nights during the cruise just to get a little bit of peace and quiet. Poor guy is whipped already and the ship hasn't even set sail yet!!!!

Cheers,
Grumbo
 
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