ATTENTION: Bloat Fairy Alert--run for your lives!

[The Bloat Fairy]

Originally posted by CrzyforPiglet
I thought fairies were cute little things that were as light as air

So much for thinking

 

[mickeyfan1]

I feel so left out, you have NEVER visited me, why, why, why?

Is it something I said, or did, or didn't do. I drink a gallon of water every day, I don't eat salt, and I don't have TOM or PMS, so what's up?

I think you are just a big bully, and if you even think of showing up here, make it the end of July, you'll dry up like a piece of lint and blow away in the dust.

 

[karebear1]

I think Bloat Ogre is much more appropriate......... and the intials seem to fit better too!

 

[lmhall2000]

the Bloat Ogre better than the fairy- he certainly stinks up a place doesn't he?
Maybe we're going all about this the wrong way...

Here bloaty fairy, here here bloaty fairy, pucker sound - pucker sound - pucker sound
Just between you and me...
GET OUT AND TAKE Y OUR SIXPACK WITH YOU!


There- that's my southern charm mixed with yankee honesty.

Love ya B.F.- but you gotta go!
Tara

 

[mickeyfan1]

did to my siggy!!!!

Absolutely way wicked totally cool!

Thanks, BF. You are such a pal, forget what I said about not visiting me ever, now I am a very happy non bloatable WISHer.

 

[Wagamama]

Tag Fairy, Bloat Fairy...YOU DON'T EXIST!!!!!!!!

 

[nativetxn]

You are very young and naive, aren't you Wagamama? Beware the bloat fairy, he could visit you any day now.

I should be allowed to claim him as a dependent on my taxes, he spends so much time at my house

 

[Mskanga]

Originally posted by nativetxn

I should be allowed to claim him as a dependent on my taxes, he spends so much time at my house

If that is the case , then that's the only reason that would make me like TBF.